Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 16.

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OK I can deal with pants hanging below the crotch, I can deal with skinny jeans, I can deal with mohawks, but what I can deal with are kids walking around with cell phones that play MP3 music out loud.

Like their micro Boom Boxes, your not cool man!

You look stupid as hell holding your pants up with one hand and holding that stupid cell phone up with the other, what the fuck is wrong with you?

1- No one wants their peace disturbed by you.

2- No one want to hear the latest gangsta booty shake uncensored music that you think is fire.

3- Coming from your cell it SOUNDS LIKE GARBAGE!

The phone despite the fact it gives you the option was not made to be played with out head phones.

Why?

Because they know the music sounds like junk coming out of it, but because they know the world is full of stupid little punks like you, boys and girls, who will buy anything that y'all think is the latest piece of garbage that no one else has, so they figure to hell with it lets get paid.

And one more thing, thank very much for making me sound like an old cranky ass man complaining about young people, now I know how older people felt about me when I was young.

Bastards.


****One of Tiger Woods jump offs felt left out from the list of people he apologised to, (I'm not sure why he is apologising to anyone other then his wife).



Word.....seriously......like that?

She ain't the only one either, apparently there are people out there who think Tiger should say sorry to all his side pieces for.....I guess lying about not making them the only "other" chick.

Am I the only one that finds that funny as hell?

Saying sorry to a bunch of women who knowingly slept with a married man......yeah right.


****After reading the Playboy interview I have come to one indisputable conclusion.........




John Mayer is the Kanye West of white people.


The ego on these two.........

****

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 11.

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****I was going to do this as a Good News Tuesday post but hell everyone knows about this.

Congratulations to President Obama for winning the Nobel Peace Prize.



Although I have no idea why you won it, but here is what I am guessing;

1- You won it for bringing awareness about.....I guess peace.

Several award winners have won the award before actually achieving anything, Al Gore won it for bringing attention to global warming and that's still and issue.

The idea here is about potential, which leads to......

2- Potential.

This maybe a slick way by the award givers to to try to influence the Presidents future actions specifically in foreign policy.

The President has to make a decision on sending more troops to Afghanistan or pulling out, there is the mess that is Iraq, the pests that is North Korea, the two faced Pakistan, treacherous Iran, and the more trouble than they will ever be worth Israel.

Lets be real could you really blame Obama if the first thing he did when he got to office was to press the hell out of the big red button?

I know I wouldn't.

This maybe away of saying "please take it easy".

3- For being black.

I cringe at this one but this is a possibility, this country is not considered enlightened when compared to the Europeans who enjoy reminding us about this.

Yet we elected a black President, that's something the eastern Europeans and the old colonial powers including the swirl spots that is Britain and France can never claim to come close to doing.

That is something to think about and also a cause for reflection, as in what the hell is wrong with y'all.

4- And finally and my favorite, for just not being George Bush.

Just that simple, Bush, and "the gang that could shoot straight", big bully foreign politic style pissed the entire planet off.

Anything other than him would be a welcome change.

I can dig that.

Regardless of the reason Im happy for it and I am enjoying watching the Obama haters have fits over it.


****


Rush "Boss Hog" Limbaugh is a part of a group that wants to buy the St. Louis Rams football team........how this Master Provocateur got it into his thick head that he should have the right to own a professional sports team in a sport dominated by his favorite punching bags, African Americans is bold as hell.

Lets be real that dude just wants to say he owns black players literally.

The messed up part is as absurd as the idea is I wouldn't put it past the league to go along with it.

Im still waiting on word from the league and the media about Ben Roethlisberger and his "alleged" rape incident.

The right thing to do would be to tell good old Rush is "don't call us, will call you".

And don't stop there either, any group that would count that ruffian among it's ranks need to be given the Reject stamp right across their for heads to.

I never liked that punk ass Dave Checketts anyway from back in his days with the Knicks.


**** Yes I know it's selfish.......

......I know it is not gentleman like behavior.......

......some would say it is even rude.......

........crude........

......they would even label me as a true scoundrel........

..........I am sorry........

.......but when I spend the night with a woman after making love........

......no.........

.........I will not sleep on the wet side of the bed........



......Damn That......


****




Went to a friend's house to watch the Kimbo Slice farce on TV.

He had a young lady over who he met a couple of weeks ago at a gas station, this would be their first date.

They were all lovey dovey at first than things change, the phone rings, or to be specific her phone rings.

All through the night she is on the phone, but not just that, she is walking into other rooms to talk, walking outside, and at one point locking herself in the bathroom.

She is talking so much that she borrows my phone when her phone goes dead and doesn't charge fast enough.

Off the rip I knew it was another dude she was talking to by her behavior, that and the fact that she was yelling on the phone explaining were she wasn't.

But she is young, which means she is dumb and it's not my problem.

But my homeboy on the other hand is .38 hot about it, he think it's rude and truth is, it is.

Hella rude.

So after the fight he bangs on the bathroom door and tells her it's time to go, she steps out and doesn't miss a beat, phone in ear yapping away, all the while he is talking to her demanding to know why she is acting like that and this cluck is ignoring him and still talking on the phone.

All the way to the car.

I jump in the back seat so I can get a ride to the liquor store before heading to the house, she is riding shotgun and yapping away, he is yelling at her, she is still ignoring him, so he turns the radio up.

Way up.

She tries to turn it down he slaps her hand away and NOW she gives him his attention, the argument starts, he is calling her all sorts of bitches at this point.

And she is cursing right back, this goes on while he makes a U-turn and decides to drop her off at the train station and kick her out the car, in the middle of the cold as hell night.

We get there and he he tells her to bounce to which she refuses to do.

My buzz from the drinking......completely shot.

It's at this point she wants to explain why she is on the phone and basically showing her ass.

Apparently she is 2 months pregnant and she is trying to get the dude on the phone to pay for the abortion.

Yes....that's right.....I will give you time to digest this........

I'm speechless, not that I was saying anything anyway, but homeboy who just got this bit of info doesn't miss a beat.

"Bitch get the fuck out."

She than turns to me and asks me if that isn't an important enough reason to be on the phone.

I don't even know this chick, so I say, hey this is between you all, I can see in the look in her eyes she doesn't like that one bit.

But damn that, I came to see a professional fight on TV not an amateur one from the back seat of a Chevy.

This chick than says she is going to call the cops if he tries to put her out, that's when I try to say something but before I could get the words out of my mouth she cuts me off with "no don't try to say anything now you didn't want to speak before your not a real man, there are no real men in this car no real man would put a woman out" and she sides eye my homeboy.

I'm in the back like stunned, "say what...." is all I could get out my mouth, my homeboy doesn't miss a beat again, he goes "yeah but a real nigga would now bitch get out."

She again refuses, so he says "OK you wont? I bet you will be out when I take you around the corner."

And speeds off.

Well I guess the girl got the hint and jumps out of the car as he is driving off.

A particularly impressive move since she landed on her feet, in high heels, and STILL manages to slam the door while getting out.

I mean I got to give the girl 20 points for that for real.

Homeboy in the mean while is still hot and going off about it while driving.

And to top it off the time wasted on this episode caused me to miss the getting to the store before it closes.

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When kids go bad..,

The Good Girl called me the other day and told me a very disturbing event that happened at the school were she has her kids.

She pulls up to pick up her son and daughter and notices her 4 year old son out side with an older white girl standing behind a tree out of site of the teachers.

She than watches as the the little girl (who she finds out later is about 9 years old), pulls down her pants and shows her naked butt to her son, she quickly pulls up her pants when she sees a school bus pass by and than pulls down her pants and shows the kid her front and grabs his hand and was trying to get him to touch her.

So at this point the Good Girl reaches them and is in full mother hen mode, both kids get blessed out as well as the teachers who were not paying attention.

And for good reason too I might add, look at it this way;

1- the teachers were not paying attention to the kids so they could have wandered off any were or worse yet got snatched up by somebody.

2- If the wrong person walks by and see this than the story changes from fast little girl showing her stuff to a 4 year old to predatory little four year old black boy attempts to molest innocent young girl.

3- Little girls don't just play around like that, somebody taught her this and somebody might have given her something which she in turned could have passed off to him.

Which leads to this, this is not the first time this little girl has been brought to the attention of the Good Girl, apparently during a PTA night one of the board members warned her not to let her kids play with the little girl because she was "bad", no further explanation.

And for that matter this apparently was not the first time her son has been been given a crash course in anatomy and physiology the advanced edition.

Upon further interrogation by the mother, (in what I could only imagine was a session that would have made a C.I.A torture experts and Dick Cheney proud), the poor kid confessed that another little girl showed off her prepubescent chest to him in the same school earlier that year.

So she is flustered and is thinking about reporting the incident to child services.

I say there is nothing to think about go ahead and drop dime, snitch like there is no tomorrow, because besides the three point said above,

4- Schools if given the option will always look the other way, no harm no foul so life goes on.

5- Which means that this little girl goes on to try another little boy and have a full blown police investigation take place.

6- Despite what every one thinks little boys introduced to sex before there ready are traumatized by it.

7- Somebody has done this little girl wrong and they need to be locked up and she needs help.

I cant be mad at the little girl some body has twisted her mind and like some people who are abused they inadvertently pass on that abuse to some one else continuing a cycle.

I hope the kid gets help.

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****They make video games about Rape? Damn! I cant let this slide.



I am of the opinion that the Japanese don't have a clue, no cruel intentions behind what they do I don't believe, (although I have noticed that they do show a lot of rape going on in their older movies at least) but this and the Resident Evil video game set in Africa which is a KKK/Neo-Nazi wet dream,........

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........shows a serious lack of sensitivity, (would it have killed them to make the hero look black or better yet make the female counter part look black too instead of a white woman with a bad tan?).

Neither of those games should hit the market anywhere a kid can get his hands on it.

I ain't saying they racists.......but they could use some teaching........and maybe a smack or two.

****WTH?


Now I wonder were those two learned to do that?

Kids have to run around here like it's Never Never Land to survive.

Cold world out there, no one is safe to be around.

**** Finally some one using there head!!!


There going to do it anyway people you cant stop it!!!!

Instead of us spending money on chasing users and pushers and destroying communities by snatching men out of their homes and throwing them in the penitentiary make the money work for society.

Build schools, create jobs that is not based on locking people up for a damn plant, fund health care, turn the economy around and save everybody a headache.

**** This is racist.

Clear and simple.

You can point the incident were a chimp mauled the woman and the cops had to shoot it.

True and that's exactly what the NY Post and the cartoonist would like you to believe when they put this out.

But that reference went out the window the moment the cartoonist, Sean Delonas, put that caption up.

That tied it to the POTUS, who the stimulus bill represents.

The NY Post called him a monkey and said he should be shot.

That is pretty clear to me.

You cant hustle a hustler I know what they were REALLY saying.

Were talking about a cartoonist, like the NY Post, who has a history of social baiting.

Now not everyone has the stomach for this kind of stuff.

They would rather not deal with it.

I can respect that, do you.

What I cant respect is some one trying to convince me that I have no reason to be upset about this.

Now you can say you don't want to think about it (stick your head in the sand while the rest of Rome burns, if your lucky your ass wont catch on fire).

You can say it doesn't bother me because I know don't look like a monkey (yeah but they think you do Bobo).

You can say it means nothing (nothing to you but something to the coward who spray paints nigger on your car or house at night).

You can say there are other things more important in the national news, (true, but this will have an affect on you like).

What you cant say is people shouldn't be upset and take action against a bias rag and artist that continually takes a piss on you and swears it's raining.

You do have all the right to look away.


****BTW you know this Sean Delonas writes children books?

You want this dude in the head of your kids?

Not even books are safe.

**** And another thing I like Al Sharpton, at least he gets up and does something while every one else complains and don't do squat.

Than get mad when the cameras are in his face?

He was elected spokesman for black by default, everyone else stayed home and kept their mouths shut while your brothers and sisters got screwed over.

You'll miss him when he is gone.

But he do need to change up that perm though.

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The Lovely ladies of The Pussy Chats, (How damn cool of a name is that?), put this one up so I jacked it.



The best damn consdom comercial ever!!

Durex isnt even my brand but damn if I dont want to use some.

And after reading this post out of The Electronic Village you better too.

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True Story 18: Bye Bye Butterfly.

Ms Bootystar and I have been playing phone tag for the past couple of weeks or rather I have been ignoring most of her phone calls.

But not because I am trying to avoid her or anything I am just not a phone person, I hate talking on it for some reason so when I make calls there short and to the point.

Which is ironic since I can text all day, something I used think people who have nothing to say did to play around.

But damn if that thing cant be used to avoid conversations all together, you can return a text when ever your want, multi text people, multi task as you text, hell I can drive and text, I am a texting fool.

But back to her, she has been asking me to take her out to dinner on a Friday since the beginning of this month and I said sure, thinking hell I probably wont see you again after this to cash that check in.

Well damn if she isn't determined to make me take her out, every Friday she calls and I have managed to give her an excuse as why I cant.

You see since the last time we met I have already placed her in the category of jump off.

A jump off is some one that you have a physical attraction to but not emotional or mental.

Now she is above the rank of hoe because you actually respect her have conversations with and hang out on rare occasions but the understanding is there that it is strictly physical.

The jump off is below the status girlfriend or good friend in in that very little time, conversation, money and emotion is spent.

She already let me know that was the category she was putting me in since she "has some one".

So that's were I placed her except I wasn't going to try her anytime soon.

But like all knuckle heads she wants to play outside of her position, a game plan she designed mind you.

She calls me up to set something up for this past Friday and suggested I take her out to a spot called Legal Seafood were the meal can be $50 a plate.

And before I can process that info, in the same conversation she is asking me if I was getting her a coat for Christmas?

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The hell I look like Saint Nick?



So I politely tell her isn't that something "he" should be doing?

And being the typical drama queen she blows her top and starts in with "you see that is whats wrong with men you should want to do it from the heart".

And mean while I am thinking if I had a heart I damn sure wouldn't open it or my wallet to your trifling ass.

Now lets set the record straight I have no problem spending money on a woman, especially if I see potential in you, hell I have been a borderline sugar daddy with some.

It's all part of the dating/courting process, you do nice things for some one your getting to know on "special" occasions.

Like birthdays and holidays or what ever.

Until that person falls into the category of close friend or girlfriend she doesn't get that treatment.

BESIDES SHE IS A JUMP OFF.



That's against the rules.

It's a matter of principle and role playing.

You don't see the lion eating grass or the monkeys building rockets!

That ain't there damn purpose, that's not what they are built for.

And she was not built for good friend or girlfriend treatment.

She put herself in that position not me!

If I was going to do things like that I would have to jump her up in the rankings to good friend or girlfriend and she already has some one (which is making me real hesitant any way) and I have other projects on my table.

I am still debating on if I want to get my act together and seriously pursue the Good Girl who I know wont be on the market for much longer if I half step it with her.

But the hook that kept me on her line was that Ms. Booty Star had a line on some furniture for the cheap, I figure I could get some new stuff for the cheap since she had a connect inside a furniture store.

I figure I can deal with her some more to get my paws on that stuff.

We agreed to me her connect at a public storage to take a look at the merchandise, when she calls me the same day and tells me the deal is off.

Apparently her connect were friends of her "soon to be" ex-husband who got wind of this and flipped out thinking I am the other man.

So he threatened her and she is scared to death so she canceled the deal.

I am pissed because I wanted to take a look at the stuff and also I ain't the other man!

That's the other dude I am taking blame for.

To hell with that is what I am thinking because I passed up on other deals to look at her connect, so I try to convince her to do it any way.

But she relays the story of what he has been doing to her lately.

She is set to graduate next year, and she has been planning to hold a party for the event, this lady has been buying up bottles of liquor since the beginning of the year spending what spare change she had on the stuff.

She had accumulated over $1000.00 worth of bottles in her bar, apparently when dude came to pick up his kids he noticed liquor and decided out of spite that she wasn't going to have a party in "his" house.

He waits till she is not in the room and manages to haul off all the liquor, she doesn't notice till her dude comes over and ask for a drink and she looks in the bar and realize she has been had.

And to top it off he puts a stop payment on her child support check he gave her that day.

I am listening to this and think, damn this dude is spiteful for real.

But I want the furniture, so I press the issue and get her to try again.

A week later she calls me to say that her ex found out again and came but the house...and get this now.....and stole the thermostat off the wall leaving the heat off.

Now when she is telling me this I bust out laughing on the phone not at her mind you but at this dudes antics.

How the hell you gonna steal a thermostat off the damn wall?

What kind of childish ish is that?

She than hits me with a "we cant see each other anymore" because she wants to work things out with the other dude and get the heat from her ex off her.



Who the hell said we where seeing each other?

But at this point I start to feel bad for her cause she was hurt that I was laughing and in the back of my mind I already knew where this was going.

Her ex was going to beat her ass.

It is written, he has done it before and he is slowly but surely gearing up to do it again.

She had already filed charges about the liquor and had him placed on child support, he is going to be hot and after her butt.

I feel bad for her.

So I tell her lets remain friends, and if she need anything to let me know.

She thanks me for being understanding and promises to keep in touch.

Good bye Ms. Booty Star.

Chick Friendly Porn

Now any single dude worth his salt has porn stashed away somewhere, it's comes standard in the resident where staying in, doesn't have to be a lot could, be in any media, pics, video, DVD, magazines what ever.

It's a must have in the house like a couch, or plates and cups.

And that pornography has almost always been created with men in mind, since men dollars are believed to fuel the billion dollar industry.

Now I have never given that much thought to that because......well.....it naked women doing nasty things in a ever so good way, I don't want to think about it!

That is until I was looking on Amazon for some blaxploitation movies to add to my collection when I came across a title on the net that was described as women friendly pornography, (you type in the word Afro in the search bar and your going to get all sorts of crazy ish).

Let me rephrase that, it was described as "independent art film", you can go either way with the word art now.

From my favorite artist Ernie Barnes beautiful depiction of black life, such as "Singing Sistahs".

To this lazy S.O.B. Andres Serrano's Piss Christ.


I mean really now, never mind the vulgarity of the symbolism if you think it such, lets focus on the pure, uncut, unmitigated gall of the idea to piss in a jar throw a crucifix in it and call it art, and than get critical acclaim for it!

Damn if that is not a hustler finding an easy mark for a beginners con!

My apologies I digress, back to the chick friendly porn.....

My first thought was porn is porn whats the difference?

But after giving it some serious thought I have to be honest and say that the majority of pornography out there are not women friendly, to be honest they are out right hostile if you think about it.

In almost every way, starting with the titles All Dat Azz, Hit It From The Back, and other imaginative names.

Than you move on to the women who although paid well in the major productions (if you can call them that), are easily disposable, and WAY OVER WORKED, (some of them have done movies in the thousands).

They are really no more than walking talking blow up dolls made to visually stimulate the viewer, who is predominantly male, by acting out the fantasy that are running through are head which we will than will than use as a blue print to how we express ourselves sexually with a woman foreplay be damned.

The only real consideration for women has happened in the last 10 to 15 years were the physical appearance of male stars have been improved to good looking super studs from the rock trolls that were working over the women before.

I can see how women might not enjoy porn, at least not as much as men.

So I decided to order the DVD and take a look to see what the difference was.

I got the DVD in less than two days, my kudos to Amazon and the seller, that was two weeks ago I just watched it Tuesday.

The movie is called Candida Royalle's AfroDite Superstar.

Candida Royalle is an American producer and director of couples-oriented pornography and a former pornographic actress.


"In 1980 she founded Femme Productions, with the goal of making erotica based on female desire. Her productions are aimed more to women and couples than to the standard pornographic audience of men, and they have been praised by therapists for portraying in general a more realistic and emotional picture of sex. "

The director is called Venus Hottentot whose real name is Abiola Abrams ,



she is described as a "feminist art school graduate who wanted to make a film that showed positive sexual representations of women of color to directly contrast the images in pop culture music videos, films and magazines, while also employing comedy and satire".

It should be noted that she also does some work for BET, just to put some perspective out there.

Together they created a movie that I did my very best to actually bottle up my testosterone and let out the feminine side out as they say to better give an objective eye to the movie,(if I got a feminine side you best believe she is an ultra butch lesbian on her way to a sex change operation).

This is what the product description reads;

Have you ever dreamed of being a superstar? AfroDite hasn't - not until she runs into CEO, the mogul's mogul of hip hop. Catapulted into the world of mega-stars with her best friend Isis in tow, AfroDite quickly becomes a top selling rapper and nothing can keep her down - not wardrobe malfunctions, not lip syncing fiasco, nothing! Well, almost nothing. Finding herself a little socially challenged in the love department, her secret crush CEO only seems to see dollar signs on her forehead. Will AfroDite get her man? And will super stardom turn out to be everything she never wished for?

???

Man I wanted to hurry up and send that mutha back to where ever Lifetime/chick lit/chick movie spawned this joint, express mail.

But no, I need to see this, I myself am tyring to be women friendly, so that one day when asked by a women "are you listening to me" I can say yes and really mean it.

So I grabbed a bottle of Haitian rhum popped in the flick.......I mean film......and took a seat.


Lets shorten the plot up.

The movie it's self is a low budget affair but I wasn't expecting Lord of the Rings XXX, the protagonist of the movie is AfroDite who is the daughter of a very successful music mogul, while out at with her friend Isis a rapper wannabe, played by former porn star India, the two put on a rap show performance that attracts the attention of CEO played by another porn veteran Mr. Marcus who want Afrodite to be on his label based on her looks.

She hearts him, he is about his business, all the while the movie critiques the music industry sincerity complete stars who have no talent, ghostwriters put in the back ground, fake gangster rappers and all.

The movie even uses dated pop news controversies like lip syncing, wardrobe malfunctions, talent women forced to work the back ground in male dominate industry.

That is the bones of the movie so here are some observations.

1- With the exception of Mr. Marcus and India this is a very unattractive cast.

This was confusing to me since porn usually goes out of it's way to cast beautiful women, the greater appeal to men's fantasy.

I could be wrong but I am sure women who watch porn don't mind attractive people having sex.

If I was to speculate I would guess that pretty people in porn are not used to actually having to act thus limiting options, but that doesn't sound right considering that the ones in this movie are lousy at acting as well.

2- Dialog, a whole lot of it complete with quotes from the goddesses of feminism like Gloria Stienem, Naomi Wolfe, and Audre Lourde.

Not quite what I had in mind for a porn, but than again this is really erotica which is all about mind stimulation as opposed to porn which is all about visual stimulation.

3- This movie is preachy as hell, I mean overly so.

I always believed the best way to get a message across is to mix it with something sweet so it doesn't taste like medicine or in this case your being talked at.

It's the reason "conscience" rappers don't get mainstream attention and why idiots with a mic get it all.

This movie makes everything obvious pointing out what we already know about the Hip Hop industry and not offering any real solutions or even reason why it is the way it is.

4- You call these sex scenes?

Now this movie categorizes it's self as soft porn, but I was under the impression that your not supposed to see penetration or oral sex in those movies, but damn if you don't in this.

What is different is the way it is shot no extreme close ups of the genitals,
(which is annoying as hell in porn), kissing, and the women seem to genuinely enjoy the sex, as opposed to porn were things are so exaggerated you cant believe that the women really had an orgasm.

Another thing that was missing that threw me off was the missing money shots, also known as male ejaculation.

Now in porn I never understood the reason to show it in the first place, that's not why I want to watch it and it is pretty obvious that it is degrading to women since they are the targets.

Besides what man wants to pull out if he doesn't have to?

Don't believe me?

Go ask the nearest baby daddy, I am sure they will back me up.

5- The plot was all over the place, feminism, erotica, satire, pop critique, none of it blended well and it served as more of a distraction.

Hell I thought erotica was supposed to build up the sexual tension before going into the sex scenes not here, that's the one thing this movie has in common with porn it doesn't take much to get busy.


Bottom line after caging the dog in me, who is laughing it's ass off at me, to watch this I got to say this movie sucked big time.

It isn't porn but damn if I call it erotica, this was a statement movie and not a very good one, they were better off leaving the sex scenes out.

Your better off watching the Zane chronicles on showtime or renting the Trois series.

But I will say that this is the directors first time out so that counts, and the behind the scenes documentary was real good, in fact they could of just put that out.

Now this movie was made by women for women so I might be showing some male bias here, it's not the first time I didn't get it when it came to chick orientated media, probably wont be the last time either.

And it was black women orientated, not enough of that out here in the world so women might like it.

Me I'll pass, like music, and books, porn is just recycling the same BS anyway.

A Defense Of the Gold Digger.

Gold Digger: A woman who seeks money and expensive gifts from men.

Femi B had an interesting post about gold digging and i decided to expand on my comments left over there.

Gold digging women have been given a bad rap over the years by society who deem their business like approach to the opposite sex is less than admirable.

Yet they are doing only what has been instilled in them from the beginning of time by nature.

Self preservation by attaching themselves to the best provider.

You see the majority of animals that mates to procreate does so by seeking the best of the male species to do so in order to ensure strong offspring, food and safety.

It's the reason there is only one lion mating with all the females in the pride, why the male peacock flashes his colors, and why rams butt heads.

Competing for the female and showing them that they can provide what ever they need.

It's part of their DNA fueling the survival of the species.

And man is no exception to this rule, we have been doing it from the time we have started coming out of the caves, or Adam and Eve for the biblical.

The difference is that in the past the gold digging was handled by the parents usually the father who would seek a husband for his daughter and would pick only the suitors that would best provide for his daughter.

That practice still goes on in some parts of the world.

The problem is when women began to negotiate for themselves, because than marriage did not necessarily have to be the end goal in the negotiation, sex with a beautiful woman would do just fine.


Now this is not to be mistaken for prostitution, you see prostitutes can enter multiple, very short term, business deals at the same time with no worry of conflicts of interests.

The gold digger focuses on one male so long as he is providing her wants, she is exclusive to him and only moves on when the well run drys.

Also different from prostitutes who seek cash only, a gold digger is not bonded to money only.

She may be seeking celebrity, fame, notoriety, networking for her own ventures as well as the cash.

Now there is no need to feel sorry for the men in this, in fact they are the real problem in the whole matter when they refuse to recognize the relationship as it really is and instead fool themselves into thinking that this is a relationship based on love.

Than of course when the mercenary attitude of the gold digger is revealed they are shocked, hurt, and bitter of the whole thing.



And the gold digger is made out to be the villain, when she really is a misunderstood business woman.

It's the smart man who recognizes a business relationship for what it is and negotiates a price that is acceptable to both parties.

Even if it leads to marriage the man with a brain is going to have a prenuptual agreement that will satisfy both parties (prenup do not have to mean the woman gets nothing it just sets the amount that she gets some times with incentives put in place.).

We see gold diggers all the time.

Anna Nicole Smith....


..the gold standard and hall of famer.

Make no mistake that hat old man paid for her company, he knew what the hell he was doing he wanted to be with beautiful young woman and he paid for it.

Thus a deal gone right for both parties.

Kim Porter (yes she is most certainly is one)...

..B level very poor negotiating skills had children which are her only bargaining chips since she has no ring and P.Diddy doesnt plan on putting one on her anytime soon. (This one may have been blinded by love)


Karrine Steffans....

.....her whole career is based on chasing rich and powerful men and than boo hooing about her poor "mistreatment" by them into a book deal and more fame.

Think about it, what man in his right mind would date her knowing her reputation and that their business will be put out in the streets, unless of course her notoriety adds on to theirs?

Karrine is a C level digger because she is delusional about her role in the relationships and why she does it, look at what she tell these students.


Lets forget that they gave this idiot a mic and told her to speak in front of some college kids as if is she discovered the cure for cancer.

"I did it for you"?

And those girls were eating it up except for that one sista who saw what I saw.

Y'all women keep on following her Karrine's lead if you want, I'll leave it at that.

But back on topic.

The men who claim dirty about gold diggers are the one's who can not afford them or cut themselves a bad deal.

These are the one's who want to ride a Porsche for free, not even put anything in the gas tank.

Knowing damn well that if they were to get it they would abuse it and leave it.

Beta dogs angry that they are not treated like Alpha dogs.

Alpha dog upset that they got took.


No boys and girls I have no problem with gold diggers, I admire a good hustle, and honest work, when I see it.

The ones who abuse their deals are no different than others and are not a representation of the rest.

News from Planet Duh 8

One of many reasons I dont go to church., oh this is the other Sagacious.

Pastor freaky here is still preaching too, I believe in God but man is another story all together, not to say that the church is full of people like this but there are enough around for me not to take them seriously.

Kiddie Boxing


I believe in toughening a kid up but this is ridiculous.



This is why I believe in forcing meds on people with mental disoders damn the side effects.

They know this man is a killer when off his meds and your struggling with a dicision that should be a no brainer?

This is also one of the reasons I dont believe in the death penalty.

So your supposed to be a virgin huh?

There is this porn star, Aurora Jolie, who claims to be a virgin.

Now mind you I said porn star, right?

Apparently Jolie only has anal sex and has never had vaginal sex, thus a virgin.

Now technically she is right, physically she is a virgin, but if your thinking of the definition of the word virgin in terms of pertaining to, or characteristic of a virgin: virgin modesty, pure; unsullied; undefiled......The answer is hell no!

There is no way a woman is going to convince me that because she takes it in the booty hole that she is still a "virgin", mean while she has seen more penis than urologist.

Now don't get me wrong I have nothing against a woman cutting loose, but don't try to run game on me please.

It's like a a used car sales men trying to sell you a lemon at new car price because the cigarette lighter has never been used.

WTH?

I believe you believe that mess, but I hope you don't think I believe that mess.

Now this reminded me of my EX, (who we will call the EX because she was the first woman I unfortunatly took seriously), who told me she has decided that she is going to be a born again virgin.


Not my problem I think, good luck with that is my thought, but of course nothing is that simple.

She became ill with some cyst growing in her uterus that had her held up in bed for close to a month till she could get the operation.

And some how I got suckered into helping her out during her time of need, but the procedure is over and she is now calling me more than ever.

Now I don't mind women as friends but not exs and not this EX in particular, if there was a picture in the dictionary for moocher her mug is on it.

This is a woman who is on section 8, had a job, that true didn't pay much, but decided since they were not giving her the hours she wanted she quit, before getting another job and has been unemployed since May.

I than helped her get another job, which she lost after three days because she missed going to work for two of them.

The second day was because she didn't have any gas to get to work, despite the fact that she was driving around all day the day before, hanging out with her friends.

The third day of work was missed when her lights in her place were about to get cut off.

The logic behind that was she need to stay home from her PAYING job and call people to hustle up the money to pay the bill.

That's right the same people she owed money too.

Needless to say she didn't get the money, her lights got cut of, and she lost her paying job.

She has bummed money off everybody and anybody, including me with the promise that when she works she will pay you back, when I know damn well that this leech will not be doing that.

And than on top of it all she lays this born again virgin mess on me.

So in other words she cant do jack ish for me.

But enough about that what do yall think about the "virgins", legit, or con?