Wordless Wednesday: Art Appreciation Marilyn Monroe

A picture shows a colorful portrait of Marilyn Monroe made up of hundreds of balloons on display at the 2009 Balloon Art World challenge event in Bangkok, Thai.

It's The Little Things.......

Seen at the Indian Creek Train Station.

A young very attractive lady in a bright blue sun dress stepping off the train as I waiting to get on with, her head completely bald.

I'm talking about clean as a whistle, I couldn't help but stare, she saw me stare and met my eyes at first with what I think was curiosity than maybe uncertainty than she looks away with what think might have been self conscious expression and went about her business.

I entered the train and immediately regretted not saying anything.

Just to say, "hey, I like what your doing".......

......"I just want to say that I think you look stunning"........

......"You look beautiful"......

That's all, and just go about my way.

When you come across something different, something unique, something special, something beautiful, you should take the time to appreciate it and say so.

It's the little things......

Stunna of the Month of June Leslie Segar

I'm way late with these but better late than never.

Before BET became............well......BET, it used to have a decent show called Rap City.

Hosted by cool VJ in Joe Clair and the ultimate around the way girl Leslie "Big Lez" Segar.


Back than rap wasn't the mess it is now everything was new, innovated, sincere and somewhat innocent, and Rap City and Big Lez personified that.

Most dudes I knew had a crush on Lez, she was the girl next door that you wanted to get with and if you couldn't you didn't want to see her done dirty.

She managed to be sexy in a wholesome sort of way that only she seems could only pull off and make believable.



Yeah you wanted to do all sorts of nasty things to her in the bedroom, but you wouldn't mind putting a ring on her finger to do it.

If that makes sense.

From her website Leslie Segar.

The multi talented & highly respected dancer/choreographer, on-air radio DJ, television journalist & VJ, fitness specialist & stage & film actress is the "Jane of All Trades, Master of All"

A woman in demand, Leslie was recently one of the CO-hosts of the Steve Harvey Morning Show in Los Angeles, at her former number 1 station, 100.3 The Beat/KKBT, Los Angeles.

Always ahead of the curve, Leslie was also the on-air DJ & producer of "Hot Jamz," the premiere national commercial free R&B music station on Sirius Satellite Radio. Leslies at-home studio allows for extensive voice tracking & voice over production.

Lez...as she is known throughout the industry, has radio experience that has traveled across the country. From her on air midday radio DJ stint @ Los Angeles 92.3 The Beat/KKBT, to New York's/WQHT/Hot 97, Atlanta's WAOK/V103 along with Los Angeles's Big Boy Morning Show at KPWR/Power 106

This former host & producer of BET's Rap City (7 years) is credited for conducting many first interviews for international artists like, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G., Outkast, Wyclef Jean, the Fugees and more. Her incredible television experience allows her to flow with or without the use of teleprompters, or scripts allowing for a natural flow of knowledge & personality.

So the Stunna for the month of June is Big Lez.

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Retro Dugout.......


Cougar Dugout......


Nasty in a good way Dugout.........


Fighting Dugout.......


Ghetto Dugout.......


Light Dugout......


Dark Dugout.....


Surprise Dugout.......


Freaky Dugout.......


Dry Dugout.........(not really)


Wet Dugout.....(all the time)


Tied up Dugout...........


Skinney dugout........


Thick dugout.......


Dangerous Dugout......


Sweet Dugout......


Groups of dugouts.......


We Plug In To The Nappy Dugout,

We eat the Dugout......


ALL HAIL THE DUGOUT!!!!!


With some Breasts on the side......


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Stunna of the Month: Toccara Jones

Back to the Stunnas of the Months!!

I stopped posting these cause I really didn't see any women that moved me anywhere other in my pants.

But why pass on an opportunity to drool at beautiful women because they are not building rockets to Mars?

So for January I open back up the Stunnas of the month with Toccara Jones.



Toccara Jones (born March 13, 1981) from Dayton, Ohio, is an American fashion model, occasional actress and television personality.

Jones was a contestant on the third season of the UPN series America's Next Top Model.

Jones attended Stivers School for the Arts in Dayton, where she majored in theatre and dance.

She was the seventh contestant eliminated on the third cycle of America's Next Top Model, where she won "Covergirl of the Week" four times. She was recently voted as one of the most memorable contestants by AOL Entertainment

Jones was honored by the Middleton Ohio NAACP at the Freedom Fund Gala. She received a key to the city.....

Now Toccara is what we call Amazon, meaty in all the right places and height to go with it.



Type of women that when you see her makes you hungry for some catfish that don't come out of no lake.



You look at her and the way she carries her self and you see promises of satisfaction guaranteed.


Curves above and below the stomach area crowned with a oval face big eyes, thick lips and a smile that lights up a room.


Stunna of the month is Toccara Jones.

Deal Breaker 5: Low Self Esteem.

For those who have not gotten locked up, admitted to the hospital, alcohol poisoning, woken up to a stranger an are now on the way to get tested for a STI, and or have a hangover..........I am sorry your New Years was so damn boring.

For those who did do one or more of the above....at a boy and girl.

Moving on.

There is nothing more unattractive than a woman with low self esteem, nothing.

I don't care how fine she is.

You can pull any woman off my Stunna list here, to see the type of woman who I think are fine.

But take away those same women's poise, confidence, swagga?

Than they are the ugliest trolls to walk the earth.

Ive come across women like that all the time in my adventures in romance.

Women who think a man who beats on them is showing them love.



Women who look at super models and swear they themselves are too fat.


Women who look at video models and swear they themselves are too skinny.


Dark skin women who want to be light.


Light skin women who want to be dark.


My favorites are the ones who like to break down their blood line to you, I got Indian, Arab, white, Chinese, or what ever in them.


Like I can tell or care.

Now don't get me wrong in a country were beauty is obsessed over, and the media plays mind tricks on what that beauty looks like women have it tough.

You would have to raise a little girl in a cave away from TV, magazines, Internet and boys to get her mind completely right.

But that's little girls, I shouldn't have to put up with a grown woman depressed because her insecurities kick in the moment she doesn't get enough attention.

Tell her she is beautiful she thinks your teasing her.

Another woman walks in the room and she think you want to sleep with her.

Blames every one but her self for the way she feels.

How you see your self is what other people will pick up on and give right back to you.

You got to love your self before some can love you.


Deal Breaker.

Deal Breakers 4: Messed Up Feet.

Now I am not a shallow fellow at all, and I am not one to judge a woman on physical appearance.

As I stated in a past post, I am more likely to pay attention to what is sexy about the woman as opposed to what people consider beautiful.

So I don't notice flaws like having slight gap in your teeth, scars from cat fights (I think that is sexy as hell BTW), lisps or whatever.

But I will notice this right here.....


Oh yeah I ain't gonna ignore that my good lady.

If you can climb a tree bare foot with out using your hands than there is a problem.

If you can put fires out by stomping on them with your bare feet that there is a problem.

Now what I am talking about here is neglect, not flaws that cant be helped.

Like I knew a woman who had half a left foot as the result of a lawn mowing accident as a kid.

The didn't have enough flesh to close the wound so the took part of her Mons pubis......

....and closed up the wound.

Crazy thing is that she would grow hair in that are, pubic hair, and she had wavy hair so it would be like these long strands.

I remember one time I hit on her and she told me she was on her period to which I replied "can I play with your foot than?" ;)

I wonder if you sucked on that foot would it be considered oral sex?


Yet once again I digress.

But that right there she cant help, it was was not up to her and besides she kept it Brazilian style when she could.

Also like those women that have the longer second toe.....


What the hell is up with that?

It's like are not all the way humane or something?

The point is accidents and genetic flaws get a pass with me, I am not the best genetic example of mankind either.

But this ish here.....


Where you are basically not taking care of your self is unacceptable, as the great Kool Moe Dee would say "Go See The Doctor".
That joint right there is trifling.

Hell it ain't that hard to groom your self why your feet look like you have been walking bare foot through a cow farm?


That don't make no type of sense.

Hell I once gave a woman a pedicure because I didn't like the way her feet was looking.

True I just used that as an excuse to seduce her but none the less the condition of her feet were appalling.

Say no to jacked up feet!

Deal Breaker.

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Chick Friendly Porn

Now any single dude worth his salt has porn stashed away somewhere, it's comes standard in the resident where staying in, doesn't have to be a lot could, be in any media, pics, video, DVD, magazines what ever.

It's a must have in the house like a couch, or plates and cups.

And that pornography has almost always been created with men in mind, since men dollars are believed to fuel the billion dollar industry.

Now I have never given that much thought to that because......well.....it naked women doing nasty things in a ever so good way, I don't want to think about it!

That is until I was looking on Amazon for some blaxploitation movies to add to my collection when I came across a title on the net that was described as women friendly pornography, (you type in the word Afro in the search bar and your going to get all sorts of crazy ish).

Let me rephrase that, it was described as "independent art film", you can go either way with the word art now.

From my favorite artist Ernie Barnes beautiful depiction of black life, such as "Singing Sistahs".

To this lazy S.O.B. Andres Serrano's Piss Christ.


I mean really now, never mind the vulgarity of the symbolism if you think it such, lets focus on the pure, uncut, unmitigated gall of the idea to piss in a jar throw a crucifix in it and call it art, and than get critical acclaim for it!

Damn if that is not a hustler finding an easy mark for a beginners con!

My apologies I digress, back to the chick friendly porn.....

My first thought was porn is porn whats the difference?

But after giving it some serious thought I have to be honest and say that the majority of pornography out there are not women friendly, to be honest they are out right hostile if you think about it.

In almost every way, starting with the titles All Dat Azz, Hit It From The Back, and other imaginative names.

Than you move on to the women who although paid well in the major productions (if you can call them that), are easily disposable, and WAY OVER WORKED, (some of them have done movies in the thousands).

They are really no more than walking talking blow up dolls made to visually stimulate the viewer, who is predominantly male, by acting out the fantasy that are running through are head which we will than will than use as a blue print to how we express ourselves sexually with a woman foreplay be damned.

The only real consideration for women has happened in the last 10 to 15 years were the physical appearance of male stars have been improved to good looking super studs from the rock trolls that were working over the women before.

I can see how women might not enjoy porn, at least not as much as men.

So I decided to order the DVD and take a look to see what the difference was.

I got the DVD in less than two days, my kudos to Amazon and the seller, that was two weeks ago I just watched it Tuesday.

The movie is called Candida Royalle's AfroDite Superstar.

Candida Royalle is an American producer and director of couples-oriented pornography and a former pornographic actress.


"In 1980 she founded Femme Productions, with the goal of making erotica based on female desire. Her productions are aimed more to women and couples than to the standard pornographic audience of men, and they have been praised by therapists for portraying in general a more realistic and emotional picture of sex. "

The director is called Venus Hottentot whose real name is Abiola Abrams ,



she is described as a "feminist art school graduate who wanted to make a film that showed positive sexual representations of women of color to directly contrast the images in pop culture music videos, films and magazines, while also employing comedy and satire".

It should be noted that she also does some work for BET, just to put some perspective out there.

Together they created a movie that I did my very best to actually bottle up my testosterone and let out the feminine side out as they say to better give an objective eye to the movie,(if I got a feminine side you best believe she is an ultra butch lesbian on her way to a sex change operation).

This is what the product description reads;

Have you ever dreamed of being a superstar? AfroDite hasn't - not until she runs into CEO, the mogul's mogul of hip hop. Catapulted into the world of mega-stars with her best friend Isis in tow, AfroDite quickly becomes a top selling rapper and nothing can keep her down - not wardrobe malfunctions, not lip syncing fiasco, nothing! Well, almost nothing. Finding herself a little socially challenged in the love department, her secret crush CEO only seems to see dollar signs on her forehead. Will AfroDite get her man? And will super stardom turn out to be everything she never wished for?

???

Man I wanted to hurry up and send that mutha back to where ever Lifetime/chick lit/chick movie spawned this joint, express mail.

But no, I need to see this, I myself am tyring to be women friendly, so that one day when asked by a women "are you listening to me" I can say yes and really mean it.

So I grabbed a bottle of Haitian rhum popped in the flick.......I mean film......and took a seat.


Lets shorten the plot up.

The movie it's self is a low budget affair but I wasn't expecting Lord of the Rings XXX, the protagonist of the movie is AfroDite who is the daughter of a very successful music mogul, while out at with her friend Isis a rapper wannabe, played by former porn star India, the two put on a rap show performance that attracts the attention of CEO played by another porn veteran Mr. Marcus who want Afrodite to be on his label based on her looks.

She hearts him, he is about his business, all the while the movie critiques the music industry sincerity complete stars who have no talent, ghostwriters put in the back ground, fake gangster rappers and all.

The movie even uses dated pop news controversies like lip syncing, wardrobe malfunctions, talent women forced to work the back ground in male dominate industry.

That is the bones of the movie so here are some observations.

1- With the exception of Mr. Marcus and India this is a very unattractive cast.

This was confusing to me since porn usually goes out of it's way to cast beautiful women, the greater appeal to men's fantasy.

I could be wrong but I am sure women who watch porn don't mind attractive people having sex.

If I was to speculate I would guess that pretty people in porn are not used to actually having to act thus limiting options, but that doesn't sound right considering that the ones in this movie are lousy at acting as well.

2- Dialog, a whole lot of it complete with quotes from the goddesses of feminism like Gloria Stienem, Naomi Wolfe, and Audre Lourde.

Not quite what I had in mind for a porn, but than again this is really erotica which is all about mind stimulation as opposed to porn which is all about visual stimulation.

3- This movie is preachy as hell, I mean overly so.

I always believed the best way to get a message across is to mix it with something sweet so it doesn't taste like medicine or in this case your being talked at.

It's the reason "conscience" rappers don't get mainstream attention and why idiots with a mic get it all.

This movie makes everything obvious pointing out what we already know about the Hip Hop industry and not offering any real solutions or even reason why it is the way it is.

4- You call these sex scenes?

Now this movie categorizes it's self as soft porn, but I was under the impression that your not supposed to see penetration or oral sex in those movies, but damn if you don't in this.

What is different is the way it is shot no extreme close ups of the genitals,
(which is annoying as hell in porn), kissing, and the women seem to genuinely enjoy the sex, as opposed to porn were things are so exaggerated you cant believe that the women really had an orgasm.

Another thing that was missing that threw me off was the missing money shots, also known as male ejaculation.

Now in porn I never understood the reason to show it in the first place, that's not why I want to watch it and it is pretty obvious that it is degrading to women since they are the targets.

Besides what man wants to pull out if he doesn't have to?

Don't believe me?

Go ask the nearest baby daddy, I am sure they will back me up.

5- The plot was all over the place, feminism, erotica, satire, pop critique, none of it blended well and it served as more of a distraction.

Hell I thought erotica was supposed to build up the sexual tension before going into the sex scenes not here, that's the one thing this movie has in common with porn it doesn't take much to get busy.


Bottom line after caging the dog in me, who is laughing it's ass off at me, to watch this I got to say this movie sucked big time.

It isn't porn but damn if I call it erotica, this was a statement movie and not a very good one, they were better off leaving the sex scenes out.

Your better off watching the Zane chronicles on showtime or renting the Trois series.

But I will say that this is the directors first time out so that counts, and the behind the scenes documentary was real good, in fact they could of just put that out.

Now this movie was made by women for women so I might be showing some male bias here, it's not the first time I didn't get it when it came to chick orientated media, probably wont be the last time either.

And it was black women orientated, not enough of that out here in the world so women might like it.

Me I'll pass, like music, and books, porn is just recycling the same BS anyway.