A Question Of Etiquette.....

Remember the kid's graduation I went toin the last post?

I brought her one a Mario Kart game for her Nintendo DS last Friday and left it at a friends house who she and her mother vists frequently.

The little girl calls me up a couple of times that day and the next asking if I was going to bring it over.

I tell her if I have time I'll try but I have been scrambling all week, besides her mom has a car so I kinda expected her to get it for her.

Well she gets the game and calls me later to say thanks, but it was the kind of thanks that seemed forced, like she was ticked that she had to wait.

Now Im think am I dealing with a spoiled little brat or was I wrong for not dropping it off?

Are you olbigated to deliver presents?

Just a thought.

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 6.

*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****




****I am convinced Dick Cheney is the devil.

Yes that is it, he is the son of Satan, the man plus his minions also known as the GOP have successfully talked the media into not focusing on who gave the orders to manipulate laws to torture enemy combatants and thus gave the green light to do it .

Focus which I have no doubt would have found out that all roads of blame lead to him, Donald "Crusty" Rumsfeld, and Condoleezza "I am so happy to be here I'll do anything" Rice, (the funny thing is that good ole George may have been just as witless as I thought he was and thus stays clean on this).

Instead Planet Duh focuses on what Nancy "Big Mouth" Pelosi knew about it and if she is lying.

Great job Dick, lets see how long it takes every one to grow a brain and finally lock you and the rest of the dirty bunch's asses up.


**** I want give a Big BOOOOOOOOOO to Bahama Breeze up in Norcross for serving watered down Long Island Ice Teas and than telling me that there not allowed by law to put more than an ounce of alcohol in there drinks.

That don't even sound right a-holes.

**** Another BOOOOO to The Cave in Decatur for having the audacity to charge $20 for a double shot of Hennesy cowboy style.

$20?!

Your a hole in a wall sports bar that is patronized by the local dope boys and you charge me $20!?!?

Y'all caught me on a good night mutha@#$!

****A friend invited me to her daughter's graduation last week.

Graduation from 5th to 6th grade.

I don't recall having one so I am not sure if this is something new or if most schools have this ceremony, but considering Georgia's drop out rate I guess it's a good idea to have one early for them just in case.

This kid is smart as a whip so I expect her to have a Master's degree from somewhere.




****R.I.P. Chuck Daley


A real class act, people say that when you get old the quickest way to the grave is for you to stop working.

If Chuck came back to the NBA I think he would still be around.


****Lol, boy I tell you people play too much on the Internet.



Glad some one put this dude on blast.

But I bet Ole' Kelly goes triple platinum thanks to a world full of hood rats.

**** You know I am rooting for this kid right here.



Hell why not her?

We haven't had any women making any waves in hip-hop for a while now, time for some lady to shake the scene up.

And what I heard from her was pretty good.

A sad point is there is a studio clip where she spits some deep bars over an old Fuggees beat but elected to go with more raunchy material for her album because that's what the people want.

That's disappointing but maybe true.


****

Former President of the united States Bill Clinton has been named special envoy to Haiti to over see development.



Why does that worry me.........oh yeah......cause half the ish that happened on that island happened under your administration including kidnapping their damn President.

****OK I love the first family and all but......





.....yeah there just a bit over exposed for the wrong reasons right now.

I mean seriously there just walking, y'all had to turn that into a photo shoot?

On another note is it me or does she not look comfortable in high heels?


****While were on it I am going to need the rest of the world to hop off the 1st lady's tip when it comes to how she looks.



You should be happy you have a First Lady with some style about her self instead of looking like some body's dominatrix android.

That includes the model Iman.....


....for talking out her neck with this....

"Mrs. Obama is not a great beauty. But she is so interesting looking and so bright. That will always take you further. When you're a great beauty, it's always downhill for you. If you're someone like Mrs. Obama, you just get better with age."

Nigga you ain't slick that was a diss and an out right lie.

Allow me to translate this from Jealous Niggerish to which she is surprisingly well versed into the English language....

"She is not nearly as pretty me, which means she wont be able to marry the first sugar daddy that comes along and can take care of her for the rest of her life, and allow her the time and money to "play" business woman, and activist. A good thing she is smart and has a personality that way she can get a real job".

I am surprised she of all people want to talk about some one's looks, if I recall correctly this is the same model that they referred to as the "white girl dipped in chocolate" as in not black.

When kids go bad..,

The Good Girl called me the other day and told me a very disturbing event that happened at the school were she has her kids.

She pulls up to pick up her son and daughter and notices her 4 year old son out side with an older white girl standing behind a tree out of site of the teachers.

She than watches as the the little girl (who she finds out later is about 9 years old), pulls down her pants and shows her naked butt to her son, she quickly pulls up her pants when she sees a school bus pass by and than pulls down her pants and shows the kid her front and grabs his hand and was trying to get him to touch her.

So at this point the Good Girl reaches them and is in full mother hen mode, both kids get blessed out as well as the teachers who were not paying attention.

And for good reason too I might add, look at it this way;

1- the teachers were not paying attention to the kids so they could have wandered off any were or worse yet got snatched up by somebody.

2- If the wrong person walks by and see this than the story changes from fast little girl showing her stuff to a 4 year old to predatory little four year old black boy attempts to molest innocent young girl.

3- Little girls don't just play around like that, somebody taught her this and somebody might have given her something which she in turned could have passed off to him.

Which leads to this, this is not the first time this little girl has been brought to the attention of the Good Girl, apparently during a PTA night one of the board members warned her not to let her kids play with the little girl because she was "bad", no further explanation.

And for that matter this apparently was not the first time her son has been been given a crash course in anatomy and physiology the advanced edition.

Upon further interrogation by the mother, (in what I could only imagine was a session that would have made a C.I.A torture experts and Dick Cheney proud), the poor kid confessed that another little girl showed off her prepubescent chest to him in the same school earlier that year.

So she is flustered and is thinking about reporting the incident to child services.

I say there is nothing to think about go ahead and drop dime, snitch like there is no tomorrow, because besides the three point said above,

4- Schools if given the option will always look the other way, no harm no foul so life goes on.

5- Which means that this little girl goes on to try another little boy and have a full blown police investigation take place.

6- Despite what every one thinks little boys introduced to sex before there ready are traumatized by it.

7- Somebody has done this little girl wrong and they need to be locked up and she needs help.

I cant be mad at the little girl some body has twisted her mind and like some people who are abused they inadvertently pass on that abuse to some one else continuing a cycle.

I hope the kid gets help.

Stunna Of The Month May

Yeah the woman is a notorious swagga jacka.

She out right jacked other peoples songs.

She jacked their wardrobes.

She makes "you go girl" songs, (damn good ones though).

She DEMANDS the spot light at the expense of every one around her.

And she has successfully muscled her way into the exclusive club of black actors and actresses that can find work consistently at the expense of season and more talented thespians.

And to add insult to injury she is in the even more exclusive clique of actors that pretty much get what ever they want done, (Denzel, Will, Jamie and Halle, although she got one more bad movie to make and her ass is out the club).

And that boys and girls is why she is Stunna of the month.

The woman is a go getter!!!

She is in it to win it!!!

I got to respect her grind.

She has an army of haters but she could care less she keeps it coming.

I love that.

It doesn't hurt that she is fine as hell too.

So Stunna for May is MS. Beyonce.

To All The Moms........

Why So Serious?

Yeah I have definitely pissed some one off in the Heavens above.

It starts off with my academic advisor at school, I go in there thinking she can help me figure out what credit hours are going to carry over back to my state college for the program I decided I am going to do.

The idea is that I go in there and jump straight in the program for spring of 2010 and be done in spring 2011.

From there I planned to move to either of the following countries:

1 Haiti
2 Dominican Republic
3 Brazil
4 Senegal
5 Zanzibar
6 South Africa
7 Jamaica
8 French Guiana
9 Ghana
10 Cameroon.

I'll work about six months in the United States and chill the rest of the time off the power of the dollar at the beach home of my choice.

Although after seeing my mom come through here like a baller out of control I am thinking stay in the states and just work in Europe were the Euro and the British pound seem to be kicking the dollars ass all up and down the planet.

That was the plan, so the counselor and I start going over my transcripts and she starts to write down the class I need to complete........and writing......and writing......and.....WTF!?!?!

The woman put down 10 classes half of which I already took but because of the time I took them they no longer count.

Plans shot the hell down, I wanted to get up and walk out when she got to 5, I was going to be real lazy about it and take class when ever, but now it looks like I got to take a full load all the way through just to get in the fall of 2010.

If she wasn't cute I would have told her to do it again she made a mistake.

Moving on, last Friday I am dropping a friend off home in the middle of a thunder storm after hanging out.

I am going down the street and I got the light, I see another car coming the opposite way.

I cross the light this idiot turns right into my truck and some how rearranges my front end!

I get out ready to fight, cause at this point the year has sucked ass and I'm ready to unleash, my home boy literally snatches me up holding me back in the middle of the storm as I am trying to get at the two Africans who wouldn't yield.

I had to walk around the block to calm my self till the cops got there.

Now truth be told I was lucky, my car is still drivable while theirs was total, (there is an advantage to driving a truck).

But I am pissed cause I know it is going to take the insurance company all year to pay me an get it fixed and considering the year they might try to play slick and total it out.

And to add icing to the cake the ex who has been going to church of late has been sending me inspirational religious text messages.

!?!??!?!?!

B@#$% I'm shocked you don't explode in the house of the lord the moment you step in there.

That right there is why I don't go to church, absolutely no screening at the door.

Church needs to be like an exclusive club with standards.

Right at the door they need to be like "Excuse me sir we don't allow pimps in here...no mama ho's are not allowed.......sir we don't allow dead beat dads......miss I am going to have to ask you to find a skirt that fits before you come in.....I am sorry we have a rule about hypocrites".

That's it I'm done for the week.

Love Lock Down

Well since the "incident" that almost took place, I decided I need a break from women right now.
Hell to be blunt, I'm just not in the mood to be around anything that bleeds once a month and gives birth to a person.

I'm bitter as fuck right now, I cant lie, I'm pissing acid even Kanye West's 808 and Heartbreaks album is starting to sound good as hell to me right now.

I don't want to be around them right now until I'm at least 100% in my mind set, because that chick was supposed to get it in the worst way.

I'm talking about even after I decided not to do her I still thought about putting some sugar in her gas tank, carving ho into her car, smearing dog ish on her door handle, all sorts of nonsense.

Hell I was going to put her name and pic on Craig's List under "services" complete with name, number, and address.

But after the Craig's List murderer was busted I decided that was not a good idea, I mean if I'm not going to do it than I don't want any one else to.

That is not a mind set I want to carry on into another relationship.

See that way I don't take out my frustrations on some poor woman who did nothing wrong to me.

And it doesn't help that women who have been around me of late are prone to showing their ass at any given moment.



Case in point Ms. BootyStar was complaining about not being appreciated by her family for the things that she decides to do such as taking care of her sister's kids.

The woman went on a tirade because on of the little girls rushed out the house to get to school with out saying good by to her.

This of course means that the kid in her mind is going to turn out like her mother, and basically talk trash about her.

Now she is yelling, I mean straight up screaming about it to me and pissing me off.

So I tell her the truth, it's not that you are not feeling unappreciated you want some one to kiss your ass on command and every one is fed up with.

That why your boyfriend would rather spend time hanging with his boys than you, it's why none of your family pays attention to you.

So of course she gets mad hangs up on me and haven't heard from her since.

Good riddance.

Than there is is Ms. E a young girl who has taken a liking to me, she gets my number we talk a couple of times, and next thing I know she is asking for rides every were and asking me to buy her weed.

We haven't even gone out on a date yet, bye, bye to that.

Than there is the good girl who has not done anything, but has a keen interest in me going to med school which is making me think "if I'm not good enough for you now, what the fuck makes you think that you will good enough for me if I decide to go and graduate?".

Yeah so every one is out, I'm taking a vacation and locking down the heart for a while.

That way I can concentrate on other things and do me for a while.