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**** Now I talked about this dude Ben Roethlisberger and the rape allegation he had leveled against him last year right HERE.



I pointed out that NFL commissioner, Roger "the punisher" Goodell, didn't much as say a word about it which was strange since he loves to put players on ice for misconduct.

(I got a color coded suspicion as to why.)

Well here we go again with the same player and different woman.......




Now I don't why it takes so long to interview a suspect, or why this dude is not in bracelets but that's besides the point.

I want to see what Goodell does now, I'm not saying Ben did it, but if this thing goes to court then I better not see his ass in a uniform this season.

****Big up to Mo'Nique on her Oscar win.


Hands down no one did it better then she did.

I was hoping that Gabourey Sidibe would get one but oh well.


****That's it...you need to cool your heels.




Looks like someone has been skipping out on anger management classes.

NY Daily News:

Cops are hunting for Naomi Campbell after she assaulted her limo driver in Midtown on Tuesday afternoon, police sources said.

Campbell slapped and slugged the 27-year-old driver, then bolted from the black Cadillac Escalade at E. 58th St. and Second Ave. just after 3 p.m.

She was last seen running away from the scene.

"There has been a criminal complaint made out against her. She's obviously aware of it," a police source said. "She will either turn herself in or we'll go out and get her like anybody else."

The driver reported the incident to police, who were canvassing the area.


No, no, no, I'm sorry I cant give her a pass no matter how fine she looks.

She has been running around with her thong twisted for awhile now, she needs to do time, and after doing time she needs to be out of the country and banned.

The Brits love doing that to American entertainers anyway, turn about is fair play.

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OK I can deal with pants hanging below the crotch, I can deal with skinny jeans, I can deal with mohawks, but what I can deal with are kids walking around with cell phones that play MP3 music out loud.

Like their micro Boom Boxes, your not cool man!

You look stupid as hell holding your pants up with one hand and holding that stupid cell phone up with the other, what the fuck is wrong with you?

1- No one wants their peace disturbed by you.

2- No one want to hear the latest gangsta booty shake uncensored music that you think is fire.

3- Coming from your cell it SOUNDS LIKE GARBAGE!

The phone despite the fact it gives you the option was not made to be played with out head phones.

Why?

Because they know the music sounds like junk coming out of it, but because they know the world is full of stupid little punks like you, boys and girls, who will buy anything that y'all think is the latest piece of garbage that no one else has, so they figure to hell with it lets get paid.

And one more thing, thank very much for making me sound like an old cranky ass man complaining about young people, now I know how older people felt about me when I was young.

Bastards.


****One of Tiger Woods jump offs felt left out from the list of people he apologised to, (I'm not sure why he is apologising to anyone other then his wife).



Word.....seriously......like that?

She ain't the only one either, apparently there are people out there who think Tiger should say sorry to all his side pieces for.....I guess lying about not making them the only "other" chick.

Am I the only one that finds that funny as hell?

Saying sorry to a bunch of women who knowingly slept with a married man......yeah right.


****After reading the Playboy interview I have come to one indisputable conclusion.........




John Mayer is the Kanye West of white people.


The ego on these two.........

****

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**** We all know about the tragedy of Haiti and while I was donating money and trying to hunt down relatives I absorbed what ever news came out of there.

One of the stories that came out though gave me reason for pause.

There seemed to be this rush in taking children out of Haiti who were orphans or newly turned orphans.

Now this was going on within a week of the earthquake, and I remember thinking that they were moving faster then needed with that.

I can understand the need to help but this type of rush with out fact checking can do more damage then good.

Haiti to my knowledge does not have a welfare system, no Section 8 for housing, no Food Stamps/EBT for food.

This safety net that is here in this country that allows a mother to keep and care for her children is not present in Haiti.

So a family in Haiti who can not take care of her child has one of two options either give their child to a family who can afford to take care of the child and in return the child becomes a house hold servant, (I remember having a very young "nanny" as a child that was a result of this method) or give the child to an orphanage.

In either case the mother and father are NOT putting up her child for adoption or even giving up rights to the child.

They are just placing them in a place that will give their child the best chance to survive.

So when I hear things like adoption groups and well meaning organizations all of a sudden make a move to make off with a army of Haitian children and use the many having the idea of giving the kids out to adoption alarms flash through my head.

Words like kidnapping and abscond pop into my head and I am reminded of the Aboriginal "Lost Generation".

Now I don't think anything that sinister is meant by these groups to put them in the category of what happened in Australia.

But when your rushing to take kids away from their native land and shipping them them to another country with no ties to their culture, race and roots thus damning them with a life time inferiority complex...........

When you don't even check to see if the child's relatives are alive and can provide care...........

When you make off with kids who make up a large part of the population there by threaten the future existence of the country......

And when you do mess like this........


......taking kids to the Dominican Republic?

Didn't bother to do any research on the historical racial tension between the two nations did you.

When you do thing like this you need to slow the hell down and ask some questions first.

And preferably you ask the people your trying to help.



****Miss America?

Now I admit I don't pay attention to this stuff but when i saw this pic pop up on the computer I couldn't help but wonder how similar the contestants look, even the ones of different races.


I don't want to be the cynic here but.............no....to hell with that that's exactly what I want to be here......exactly what part of America do these women really represent?

How about putting some bald headed chics up there, some fat ones, dreadlocs, pierced mouths, or have some rainbow dyed hair.

Let one of the ladies show how to diffuse a dirty bomb in some dude's under wear while budgeting her check book and slipping on a thong on the talent portion of the show.

Do that for me Miss America.

That way I wont see you as a cookie cut out of some one else's dream.

And another thing the panel of judges included radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, actress Vivica Fox, musician Dave Koz, Miss America 2002 Katie Harman, gymnast Shawn Johnson and former "American Idol" finalist Brooke White.

Now I wasn't expecting a panel of the world's leading scientists and philosophers and what not but...........come the f&@# on y'all couldn't do better then this?

And Rush?

What?

He thinks cause he voted for some black chic he gets a get out of bigot prison pass?

You still cant have a football team bastard.



**** There some people who watch the Superbowl for the game and then you have those watch it for the damn commercials.

I cant lie back in the day the commercials were pretty good.

But it was only a matter of time before someone would take advantage of the millions of viewers to push a political agenda.

In this case a Pro Life ad featuring college football Saint Tim Tebow, (no surprise here) and a gay marriage commercial.

I happen to support both causes but I would rather just be thinking about football at that time.



****My play daughter had her period a few months ago and I was "blessed" with the task of getting her her first pack of pads.

Well her mother is a nasty mutha when she is on and her daughter apparently has inherited that trait......excuse me as I smirk.



Boy to be a fly on the wall in their house.............


*****Do I like the idea of flesh colored underwear?


OF COURSE I DO.

But even I know that a televised sporting event is not where you should be wearing it.

Which ticks me off because now I have to give a side eye to Venus Williams for playing stupid and wondering why this was a big deal.

You really need to wonder why this is not a good idea?

Better yet exactly why are you faking showing your ass anyway?

Woman just go ahead and show your ass if your going to.

Don't play about it, be about it.



*****And speaking about not playing around with it.

I'm not sure if I should put this down as a win for people with disabilities or a massive fail for the economy that would force some one to do this.


I'm sorry.....a one legged stripper?

Are times that hard?

Down here in the south the booty club is serious business, so serious that rival clubs regularly engage in guerrilla type war fare with each other from inserting rodents and bugs into rival clubs to get them shut down to actually burning each other down.

Now that I think about it this might not be a sign of hard times but a sign of desperate measures by club managers to get some attention.

Either way,call me crazy if you want but I got to see that.

Seriously now, how many people can say the were in a strip club and got a lap dance from a one legged stripper?

Go ahead......ask around.......I'll wait.......

Just to say you did is worth going.

Questions.......

Saw this at Keith's Space and decided to try it true.


1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

American runner Steve Prefontain.
American jazz, blues, soul and Gospel singer Jamesetta (Etta James) Hawkins

2. Where was your first kiss?

Behind the couch of my mom's apartment, in Spring Valley New York, back in 1984 with a Puerto Rican girl.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?

Yup, it was in the middle of a riot so I'm not sure that counts.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?

No but lords knows there was a couple that I wanted to knock off........lord knows.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?

All county glee club, (funny since I really cant sing).

6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?

I talk a big game about butts but really it's the lips.

7. What really turns you off?

Attitude.

8. What do you order at Starbucks?

Nothing I don't support them, prefer the local coffee shops.

9. What is your biggest mistake?

Man that can fill a book by it's self.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?

Nope.

11. Say something totally random about yourself.

My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hon........

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

No.

13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?

Not really unless Japanese anime counts.

14. Did you have braces?

Hell no.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?

No, I could be taller.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?

Bailed me out.

17. When do you know it’s love?

When your doing stupid things for someone and you have no reason why.

18. Do you speak any other languages?

French, Creole, little bit of Spanish, and Dirty South.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?

No nail salon though.

20. Have you ever ridden in a limo?

Yeah.

21. What’s something that really annoys you?

People who talk about nothing.

22. What’s something you really like?

Quiet.

23. Can you dance?

Nope, but I can lean back good as hell.

24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?

No, actually I am surprised that.

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****You know your blogging too much when you hand in an essay but refer to it as your "post".

Way too much.

****Somebody needs to lose their job for real.





What the hell was the Secret Service doing?

You let two professional nut jobs just walk into the White House state dinner party and shake the President's hand?

Touch the President?

I can think of ten different ways to do harm to him off the top of my head.

This is not acceptable.

Not this President, and not in these times do you let that go on.

You might not get another chance to mess up and get away with it.

And I am about tired of these reality TV star wannabes disrupting the public consciousness with their antics, some one is going to have to be made a serious example of why you need to sit your ass down and get a regular job.


****
Police Department stats city of New York:

In 2008 there were 461 murders in New York City, as of 11/15/09 there are 403 murders.

In 2008 there were 1170 reported rapes, as of 11/15/09 there are 1049.


Hhhhhmmmmmmm.....yes......yes I can see how New York city is so much safer now that this man,.........


.....Plaxico Burress is in jail after shooting himself with his own gun in November of 2008.

Thus violating New York's hand gun laws and prompting the mayor Michael "Three-peat" Bloomberg.......

......to get on a soap box and demand that he be made an example of.

Yes lord knows that the city is soooooo much safer now that this villainous threat is locked away safely behind bars.

Thus allowing New York to show the world their high value for the rule of law.........unless of course you count Mayor Bloomberg's manipulation of the law to allow him to run for another term as new York city mayor.

But hey!!!!

That's OK, cause like him riding to the rescue of the city in the case of Burress the mayor is just doing his part to save the city from it's self.

****In Related News..........


The Giants are pissing me the hell off, we should be owning the NFC East.

I really, really need the giants to put their foot down next week, all over that Star.

Because when the season is over I am going to be stuck following the Knicks and I swear to God they are doing everything possible to put me in the grave.




****Heard the buzz over Adam Lambert's AMA performance......


Now I don't watch to many music award shows since no who deserves the awards gets it and everything is just rehashing whats on the radio.

It's like showing the punt return highlight in football, you only see it for two reasons some one scored big or someone screwed up big.


Watch adam lambert kissing a guy live at AMA 2009 in Music  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

After watching this to be honest I couldn't tell you if this is "extra" or not.

I would have to see if the AMA and other award shows had anything this risky on before.

If so then this is much ado about nothing and people are pretty much offended because dude is sweeter then a bag of candy on Halloween.

People need to chill.

If not then yeah old boy here went over the top with it and should have saved this.

But I will point out that at these shows you have a whose who of dysfunctional knuckleheads guilty of REAL crimes and no one tells them to get to stepping.

I'm just saying.......

**** And Finally....


Now the rumor is that Tiger Woods got tuned up by his wife for supposedly cheating on her.

Now no one knows for sure yet what went on besides those two but lets say it happened to address a point.

Two things, one there was some good golf related jokes on this and that's fair game to me.

But the second thing is not fair game, if your thinking that it's OK for her to act a fool cause he supposedly cheated than you a FOOL.

That is a two way street your going down and what is good for the goose is good for the gander, you let this slide you let men who beat on women for the same offense slide, it's only logical.

Besides that lets say he decided to turn around and rearrange that oh so pretty face of hers performing amateur plastic surgery on her bad ass for putting hands on him, what the hell y'all going to say?

Cry foul?

Keep your hands to your selves people.

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*****Playboy Model Nicole Naraine Talks About Her Addiction To Sex & Masturbation!



Couldn't get out of bed all day cause your hands were stuck?

Couldn't eat cause you were too busy drowning the little man in the boat?

Yeah......I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on this one.


Sex addiction is real, but I'll be damned if this is her problem, I'm think more like little girl over here wants some attention now that her 15 minutes of fame has dropped under 60 seconds.


**** Things I am grateful for.......

1- Lactose Free Milk,




I can eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner......not that I would.......but I can if I wanted to.......

2- 120 GB Ipod Classic $50,


Ipod Nano $25,




PlayStation 3 with 2 joysticks, 6 games $300,




living in the hood wear these street deals go down PRICELESS.



****What the Bozak?!

4 straight losses?!



This whole damn team needs to be suspended, I have no words for that sorry ass secondary, and Eli's "I got mine" punk ass right now.


**** For real I need the Saints to go ahead and take that L with the quickness this up coming month.



I am about tired of the Saints fans all of a sudden coming out of their holes, were were y'all punk asses last year?!

WE ALL KNOW you will not go undefeated, let alone go to the Superbowl.

Lets get the heart break over with.

***On a lighter note HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES!!!!!



Yes go ahead and warm your selves in our glorious light......feel it......it's OK.....plenty of room on the wagon......go ahead and rest your weary feet......must be hard to root for teams that disappoint you year after year...sssshhhh....it's OK daddy is here now.

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****I was going to do this as a Good News Tuesday post but hell everyone knows about this.

Congratulations to President Obama for winning the Nobel Peace Prize.



Although I have no idea why you won it, but here is what I am guessing;

1- You won it for bringing awareness about.....I guess peace.

Several award winners have won the award before actually achieving anything, Al Gore won it for bringing attention to global warming and that's still and issue.

The idea here is about potential, which leads to......

2- Potential.

This maybe a slick way by the award givers to to try to influence the Presidents future actions specifically in foreign policy.

The President has to make a decision on sending more troops to Afghanistan or pulling out, there is the mess that is Iraq, the pests that is North Korea, the two faced Pakistan, treacherous Iran, and the more trouble than they will ever be worth Israel.

Lets be real could you really blame Obama if the first thing he did when he got to office was to press the hell out of the big red button?

I know I wouldn't.

This maybe away of saying "please take it easy".

3- For being black.

I cringe at this one but this is a possibility, this country is not considered enlightened when compared to the Europeans who enjoy reminding us about this.

Yet we elected a black President, that's something the eastern Europeans and the old colonial powers including the swirl spots that is Britain and France can never claim to come close to doing.

That is something to think about and also a cause for reflection, as in what the hell is wrong with y'all.

4- And finally and my favorite, for just not being George Bush.

Just that simple, Bush, and "the gang that could shoot straight", big bully foreign politic style pissed the entire planet off.

Anything other than him would be a welcome change.

I can dig that.

Regardless of the reason Im happy for it and I am enjoying watching the Obama haters have fits over it.


****


Rush "Boss Hog" Limbaugh is a part of a group that wants to buy the St. Louis Rams football team........how this Master Provocateur got it into his thick head that he should have the right to own a professional sports team in a sport dominated by his favorite punching bags, African Americans is bold as hell.

Lets be real that dude just wants to say he owns black players literally.

The messed up part is as absurd as the idea is I wouldn't put it past the league to go along with it.

Im still waiting on word from the league and the media about Ben Roethlisberger and his "alleged" rape incident.

The right thing to do would be to tell good old Rush is "don't call us, will call you".

And don't stop there either, any group that would count that ruffian among it's ranks need to be given the Reject stamp right across their for heads to.

I never liked that punk ass Dave Checketts anyway from back in his days with the Knicks.


**** Yes I know it's selfish.......

......I know it is not gentleman like behavior.......

......some would say it is even rude.......

........crude........

......they would even label me as a true scoundrel........

..........I am sorry........

.......but when I spend the night with a woman after making love........

......no.........

.........I will not sleep on the wet side of the bed........



......Damn That......


****




Went to a friend's house to watch the Kimbo Slice farce on TV.

He had a young lady over who he met a couple of weeks ago at a gas station, this would be their first date.

They were all lovey dovey at first than things change, the phone rings, or to be specific her phone rings.

All through the night she is on the phone, but not just that, she is walking into other rooms to talk, walking outside, and at one point locking herself in the bathroom.

She is talking so much that she borrows my phone when her phone goes dead and doesn't charge fast enough.

Off the rip I knew it was another dude she was talking to by her behavior, that and the fact that she was yelling on the phone explaining were she wasn't.

But she is young, which means she is dumb and it's not my problem.

But my homeboy on the other hand is .38 hot about it, he think it's rude and truth is, it is.

Hella rude.

So after the fight he bangs on the bathroom door and tells her it's time to go, she steps out and doesn't miss a beat, phone in ear yapping away, all the while he is talking to her demanding to know why she is acting like that and this cluck is ignoring him and still talking on the phone.

All the way to the car.

I jump in the back seat so I can get a ride to the liquor store before heading to the house, she is riding shotgun and yapping away, he is yelling at her, she is still ignoring him, so he turns the radio up.

Way up.

She tries to turn it down he slaps her hand away and NOW she gives him his attention, the argument starts, he is calling her all sorts of bitches at this point.

And she is cursing right back, this goes on while he makes a U-turn and decides to drop her off at the train station and kick her out the car, in the middle of the cold as hell night.

We get there and he he tells her to bounce to which she refuses to do.

My buzz from the drinking......completely shot.

It's at this point she wants to explain why she is on the phone and basically showing her ass.

Apparently she is 2 months pregnant and she is trying to get the dude on the phone to pay for the abortion.

Yes....that's right.....I will give you time to digest this........

I'm speechless, not that I was saying anything anyway, but homeboy who just got this bit of info doesn't miss a beat.

"Bitch get the fuck out."

She than turns to me and asks me if that isn't an important enough reason to be on the phone.

I don't even know this chick, so I say, hey this is between you all, I can see in the look in her eyes she doesn't like that one bit.

But damn that, I came to see a professional fight on TV not an amateur one from the back seat of a Chevy.

This chick than says she is going to call the cops if he tries to put her out, that's when I try to say something but before I could get the words out of my mouth she cuts me off with "no don't try to say anything now you didn't want to speak before your not a real man, there are no real men in this car no real man would put a woman out" and she sides eye my homeboy.

I'm in the back like stunned, "say what...." is all I could get out my mouth, my homeboy doesn't miss a beat again, he goes "yeah but a real nigga would now bitch get out."

She again refuses, so he says "OK you wont? I bet you will be out when I take you around the corner."

And speeds off.

Well I guess the girl got the hint and jumps out of the car as he is driving off.

A particularly impressive move since she landed on her feet, in high heels, and STILL manages to slam the door while getting out.

I mean I got to give the girl 20 points for that for real.

Homeboy in the mean while is still hot and going off about it while driving.

And to top it off the time wasted on this episode caused me to miss the getting to the store before it closes.

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**** Current Reality King VH1, (which has been in hot competition with BET in the game of give 1001 one reason why black people are better off in slavery), have given Sandra "Pepa" Denton of Salt-N-Pepa......



.......and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas from TLC their own reality series.


Both shows will have the ladies looking for "true love".

No word on the title of the two series which I suspect will be called "Pepa of Love the Spicy edition" and "Chilli of Love the Down in the Barrio season".

Lets be real, these two have no problem finding men, keeping them maybe, picking the right ones most definitely, but not finding them.

These two are going for the money and a shot at fame....again.

I ain't mad at them, do your thing.

I know were to find good black women, I just like drama.


****These two need there own show.



**** Why didn't anybody sign Ron Artest?!


Yes he is a nut job but he was a good game having nut job.

More importantly he was a nut job who didn't play for the Lakers but now does.

If there was a reason to sign him it was too keep him out of their hands.

****Speaking of the NBA,

Shaq goes to Cleavland with King James

Vince Carter in Orlando with Dwight Howard

Rasheed Wallace goes to Boston with KG and Paul and company

Hedo Turkoglu goes to Toronto with Cris Bosh

Ben Gordon and Villanueva go to Detroit

And the Knicks once again sit around with their thumbs up their butts.

This is going to be a long season.

**** You want quality news programing tune into Al Jazeera English coming to TV soon.

Journalism in this country has gone to hell thanks mainly to Fox News and the evil genius Rupert Murdoch who have slanted the table so far right that you basically have to play their "spin the truth to it says something you like" game to keep it balance which is what MSNBC and to a lesser extent CNN does.

Al Jazeera comes the closest to being objective, when of course the news isn't about the Middle East.

****Im sorry am I the only one who thinks Sarah "Pit bull" (yeah right) Palin retirement from politics a bad thing?


If there was anything that was certain is that the sky is blue, water is wet and Sarah Palin hammers nails into the GOP coffin every time she opens her mouth.

The more clowns the GOP holds on to the faster they sink.

Oh well I hope she decides to run in 2012.

****Yes it looks like Steve might not have been have been as squeaky clean as we all have thought.



But that doesn't change the fact that he helped those who needed it bad in Tennessee and during Katrina, or that he was a great football player.

The only one who has the right to ask questions is his wife.

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****I am convinced Dick Cheney is the devil.

Yes that is it, he is the son of Satan, the man plus his minions also known as the GOP have successfully talked the media into not focusing on who gave the orders to manipulate laws to torture enemy combatants and thus gave the green light to do it .

Focus which I have no doubt would have found out that all roads of blame lead to him, Donald "Crusty" Rumsfeld, and Condoleezza "I am so happy to be here I'll do anything" Rice, (the funny thing is that good ole George may have been just as witless as I thought he was and thus stays clean on this).

Instead Planet Duh focuses on what Nancy "Big Mouth" Pelosi knew about it and if she is lying.

Great job Dick, lets see how long it takes every one to grow a brain and finally lock you and the rest of the dirty bunch's asses up.


**** I want give a Big BOOOOOOOOOO to Bahama Breeze up in Norcross for serving watered down Long Island Ice Teas and than telling me that there not allowed by law to put more than an ounce of alcohol in there drinks.

That don't even sound right a-holes.

**** Another BOOOOO to The Cave in Decatur for having the audacity to charge $20 for a double shot of Hennesy cowboy style.

$20?!

Your a hole in a wall sports bar that is patronized by the local dope boys and you charge me $20!?!?

Y'all caught me on a good night mutha@#$!

****A friend invited me to her daughter's graduation last week.

Graduation from 5th to 6th grade.

I don't recall having one so I am not sure if this is something new or if most schools have this ceremony, but considering Georgia's drop out rate I guess it's a good idea to have one early for them just in case.

This kid is smart as a whip so I expect her to have a Master's degree from somewhere.




****R.I.P. Chuck Daley


A real class act, people say that when you get old the quickest way to the grave is for you to stop working.

If Chuck came back to the NBA I think he would still be around.


****Lol, boy I tell you people play too much on the Internet.



Glad some one put this dude on blast.

But I bet Ole' Kelly goes triple platinum thanks to a world full of hood rats.

**** You know I am rooting for this kid right here.



Hell why not her?

We haven't had any women making any waves in hip-hop for a while now, time for some lady to shake the scene up.

And what I heard from her was pretty good.

A sad point is there is a studio clip where she spits some deep bars over an old Fuggees beat but elected to go with more raunchy material for her album because that's what the people want.

That's disappointing but maybe true.


****

Former President of the united States Bill Clinton has been named special envoy to Haiti to over see development.



Why does that worry me.........oh yeah......cause half the ish that happened on that island happened under your administration including kidnapping their damn President.

****OK I love the first family and all but......





.....yeah there just a bit over exposed for the wrong reasons right now.

I mean seriously there just walking, y'all had to turn that into a photo shoot?

On another note is it me or does she not look comfortable in high heels?


****While were on it I am going to need the rest of the world to hop off the 1st lady's tip when it comes to how she looks.



You should be happy you have a First Lady with some style about her self instead of looking like some body's dominatrix android.

That includes the model Iman.....


....for talking out her neck with this....

"Mrs. Obama is not a great beauty. But she is so interesting looking and so bright. That will always take you further. When you're a great beauty, it's always downhill for you. If you're someone like Mrs. Obama, you just get better with age."

Nigga you ain't slick that was a diss and an out right lie.

Allow me to translate this from Jealous Niggerish to which she is surprisingly well versed into the English language....

"She is not nearly as pretty me, which means she wont be able to marry the first sugar daddy that comes along and can take care of her for the rest of her life, and allow her the time and money to "play" business woman, and activist. A good thing she is smart and has a personality that way she can get a real job".

I am surprised she of all people want to talk about some one's looks, if I recall correctly this is the same model that they referred to as the "white girl dipped in chocolate" as in not black.

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*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****




Well now that I am back I have some catching up to do so shall we begin than?

Lets see what has gone on.......


****Yeah I missed putting out a Stunna of the month last month so for the March is Beyonce...


I, for some reason, love this lady for more than her good looks, yes a swagga jacker, the master of chick songs, the non acting actress.......

but damn if baby ain't a go getter!!!!!!!

You cant deny it that woman and her team puts in WORK!

She also has the juice to get movies made with black people in it that we wouldn't normally see.

Tell the truth now who else could have gotten Obsessed on the big screen and make it win at the box office?

Only she can that's who.

That's why I put her on.

****My mother is coming into town to try to talk me into going to medical school.....in Mexico.

Lets see......drug wars.....kidnappings.......Swine flu.......being a broke college student......my hatred for moving around fueled by her love for moving around when I was a kid......oh yeah and the whole language thing.

Nope, not going to happen.

****How cool was this....

Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent
Uploaded by dwarthy

Never judge a book by it's cover.


*****Yes that's right the President is still black and the nation has not gone the way of the old Roman empire as of yet.

How ever the GOP have collectively lost it's damn mind........errr....more so than usual that is....



Tea bagging...I mean tea parties?

Do these people even know what there mad about?

Your mad because Obama gave you a tax break?

Or are you mad because he hiked up the taxes on the wealthy, which is not you all, and made them pay there fair share?

Or are you mad about the stimulus package when your own leaders didn't provide a reasonable alternative?

How can Faux News still consider the stuff the spew out journalism?

I would have sympathy for the crazy since i lost my mind a couple of weeks ago but this ish right here is on a whole new level and it doesn't look like there going to stop or get back into power any time soon at this rate which makes me say.............





****You know I do love chicken but........








I just don't recall Popeye's chicken being that good, maybe it's me..........


****Irony: It is rumored that in the Essence magazine Halle Berry says she is done with black men cause they treated her like ish. (If half of what she says is true who can blame her)




The Ironic part you ask?

Wesley Snipes, who dated Halle, said basically the exact same thing about black women a few years ago in an Ebony magazine.

I wonder why it never worked out between the two they seemed like such a perfect match. (Insert venomous dripping sarcasm here.)

****On another note should black men drop her like a bag of hot funk now that she said that, the way black women dropped Snipes when he opened up his big mouth?

While were at it exactly how bright are these two to basically ish on half the fans that made you?

****Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Call Off Their Engagement.


NO!!!!!!!!!

This cant possibly be true. (Again insert sarcasm for the short yellow bus riders among you).

They were such a perfect match, I just knew they were going to make it, like......well....like the Obamas.



I haven't been this disappointed since Whitney and Bobby Brown broke up......seriously.



****Monkeys with Guns 9.

I hated I missed this one......




Dude seriously?

You just gonna give her a beat down on camera like that?

I actually cringed when I saw this.

Yes she is a thief and I have no doubt she ran her mouth but....WTF?!

You don't do no mess like that to a woman, a kid, hell anybody!

Lets take a couple of notes here.

1- He did it quickly which means he has done it before.

2- Since he didn't pause he has beaten women before.

3- His partner backed him up quickly which means he has been through this before.

Dude does not need to have a job in law enforcement.

****This was not cool........

White House apologizes for Obama plane's NY flyover



Half the city stroked out on this stunt, somebody was not using their head.

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**** Not to brag......well hell let me do, I got the funkiest play list around.


**** Celebrities are not Gods.

They do not have the option of being absolved of critique of how they conduct their lives because you like them.

Because that life they lead holds influence over impressionable minds and can corrupt them in ways you can not see or measure till their is an epidemic.

So when I called out R. Kelly, Young Berg, Chris Brown and others for doing something that is unbecoming for some one who want to be in the public light, I am in the right.

And that includes Erykah Badu and the blogger who masquerade as anonymous, (I know who the fuck you are now), on my comment section and started in with insults cause she didn't like me calling her out.

**** And that leads to this.

Calling out women who I think do wrong or something messed up does not make me sexist.

It makes me more of a feminist than most including you cause I treat them just like men no kid gloves.




But than again I was raised by some REAL women who handled business so maybe that's why I am not tolerant of bullshitting ass women.


**** Plucking the strings on an acoustic guitar while singing does not mean you have talent if,

A) You cant hold a note when you sing.

B) You play the same damn chords over and over again.

C) Your song writing sucks.

That's like people who keep books on their shelves that they really don't understand or like but when people see it they think there deep.

Yeah it looks artsy, it looks folksy, you might fit in very well with the root and berry crowd, but you still cant play.

If your going to pick it up at least practice!

Youtube is full of them.


**** Sign that you need to upgrade the women you date.

When you cant find any one interested in going to the Alvin AILEY American Dance Theater performance but want to go to a club instead.

****Now that I think about it why the hell do I want to go see Alvin AILEY American Dance Theater?


****Heard about when Chrisitan Bale blew up on the set?

Family Guy does.



LMAO, but for real the guy who he blew up on took it well.

I my self would have beaten the bastard into a bloody pulp, punk would have been gumming his lines after that.

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****They make video games about Rape? Damn! I cant let this slide.



I am of the opinion that the Japanese don't have a clue, no cruel intentions behind what they do I don't believe, (although I have noticed that they do show a lot of rape going on in their older movies at least) but this and the Resident Evil video game set in Africa which is a KKK/Neo-Nazi wet dream,........

[Trailer] Resident Evil 5
Uploaded by okclip

........shows a serious lack of sensitivity, (would it have killed them to make the hero look black or better yet make the female counter part look black too instead of a white woman with a bad tan?).

Neither of those games should hit the market anywhere a kid can get his hands on it.

I ain't saying they racists.......but they could use some teaching........and maybe a smack or two.

****WTH?


Now I wonder were those two learned to do that?

Kids have to run around here like it's Never Never Land to survive.

Cold world out there, no one is safe to be around.

**** Finally some one using there head!!!


There going to do it anyway people you cant stop it!!!!

Instead of us spending money on chasing users and pushers and destroying communities by snatching men out of their homes and throwing them in the penitentiary make the money work for society.

Build schools, create jobs that is not based on locking people up for a damn plant, fund health care, turn the economy around and save everybody a headache.

**** This is racist.

Clear and simple.

You can point the incident were a chimp mauled the woman and the cops had to shoot it.

True and that's exactly what the NY Post and the cartoonist would like you to believe when they put this out.

But that reference went out the window the moment the cartoonist, Sean Delonas, put that caption up.

That tied it to the POTUS, who the stimulus bill represents.

The NY Post called him a monkey and said he should be shot.

That is pretty clear to me.

You cant hustle a hustler I know what they were REALLY saying.

Were talking about a cartoonist, like the NY Post, who has a history of social baiting.

Now not everyone has the stomach for this kind of stuff.

They would rather not deal with it.

I can respect that, do you.

What I cant respect is some one trying to convince me that I have no reason to be upset about this.

Now you can say you don't want to think about it (stick your head in the sand while the rest of Rome burns, if your lucky your ass wont catch on fire).

You can say it doesn't bother me because I know don't look like a monkey (yeah but they think you do Bobo).

You can say it means nothing (nothing to you but something to the coward who spray paints nigger on your car or house at night).

You can say there are other things more important in the national news, (true, but this will have an affect on you like).

What you cant say is people shouldn't be upset and take action against a bias rag and artist that continually takes a piss on you and swears it's raining.

You do have all the right to look away.


****BTW you know this Sean Delonas writes children books?

You want this dude in the head of your kids?

Not even books are safe.

**** And another thing I like Al Sharpton, at least he gets up and does something while every one else complains and don't do squat.

Than get mad when the cameras are in his face?

He was elected spokesman for black by default, everyone else stayed home and kept their mouths shut while your brothers and sisters got screwed over.

You'll miss him when he is gone.

But he do need to change up that perm though.

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*****If there was ever a holiday that I was glad I am working on it's this one.

I got out of three dates tonight cause of it, now some might think well that's what you get for messing with three woman.

WRONG!

They were really good friends that I have been flirting with and feeling out yet some how they were completely available tonight and were hinting at going out.

I just got my car out the shop and I am tapped out any way.

This was a God send.

*****Speaking of cars since when have mechanics tried to play men for fools?

I have been getting hesitation out my truck at high speeds and couldn't figure it out why myself so i took it to the mechanic last week to have them check it out, I am thinking it's may be the transmission.

This dude tells me that's he is going to have to take the tranny out and take it apart to find out what the problem is and that it will cost $900.

This of course wont include the price for actually fixing what ever the problem really is.

Say what?

Dude didn't even look at the rest of the car he just went off what I thought it might be.

I am staring at this dude like are you serious?

I mean for real I am supposed to be cool with that?

So I take my joint to another spot and they tell me it's the distributor and fuel injectors and it will run $400.

That other bastard doesn't have to worry about getting my business again.

*****Back to V-Day, I got over like a fat rat this time around in terms of keeping my money, three cards $12, three dozen roses $36, one wine and country Godiva Collection Gift Basket retail $50 I get it for free (it's good to work for a company that likes to treat it's workers right).

Total $46.

What I spent last year?

$375 and change, I don't even have the cheap ass gifts that were passed off on to me anymore.


***** On another note who loves a catfight?


YOU KNOW I DO!!!!

I gave one of my lady friends a ride to the Dekalb county jail, were one of her family members was being held, for visitation, (yeah, yeah I know keep the jokes to your self).

While there there is this cute little lady with a baby talking to her friend, loudly about why she has to wait 45 minutes to see her fiance.

I can tell she is getting hot by the second.

She than goes on about how that "bitch" better not be up there, you get were this is going right?

Well the door opens up to let the visitors out..... the lady hands her kid to her friend......I tense up......a bigger girl walks out through the door........BAM!!!

That little woman dropped the hell out of her!!

She is beating the hell out of this chick, I mean this isn't even a catfight this is a straight beat down.

Everyone in the room is just stunned frozen except the guards who jumped her after what seemed forever to me.

She is cursing up a storm the other girl is on the floor bloody as hell, I know her nose is broke.

This nut went and beat up a girl in a prison waiting room while her kid watched.

One kid with mom and dad locked up.

Loving couple sharing the same prison yet still cant see each other.

Guards with a short trip to go to lock her ass up.

I fully entertained.

That's your people.



****Speaking of people......my people, my people.......

....no damn that, Mimi and Wynsters come get your cousin.

I hope everyone had a good one and if not there is tomorrow, now excuse me I got to pretend to do some work.

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*****Erykah Badu Gives Birth to her third child. Congrats to her.

Now to the real deal, am I the only one who noticed that this chick has three kids from three baby daddies?

Remember when I talked about that here?

I am not hating or anything.......great singer.....women's prerogative........new era and all.......we shouldn't judge women for doing what men have been doing.......doesn't mean she is any less of a good mother........or that she has poor character......

....but back in my day we called that being a HO!

Update: Big up to Kofi Bofah for this link.

****I hate this man...

...I mean on some real loathing brewing over a black kettle of poison hate.

"Embarrassed?" D'Antoni said the day after Bryant's 61 point performance against the Knicks. "Why should we feel embarrassed?"

WTF!?!?

This dude drops 61 with one on one defense from you, Lebron comes in the next game and shows off his black butt, than the Celtics come to town and you sit there smiling!?

You sit there and try to feed me this well they "played hard", "competitiive", "improving" BS like I am one of the mindless masses happy to see a game!?

You made my team a damn laughing stock!

Hell Isiah Thomas would have sent a goon out there to slow things down you bum.

I can respect that, but you....no not you.

The moment your ass came to NY I knew we were in trouble.

*****Why the hell does smart water taste so good?


I mean water is supposed to taste like water but this stuff here is just a little too good.........

*****K'Naan is going to be in Atlanta March 4th, Im all up in that club for this one.

Dreamer


*****@ the 1:20 min mark, Is this dude Rev Jesse Lee Peterson for real?


Damn?!

And you wonder why brothas don't go to church anymore?

This is exactly why I don't pay attention to people who start spitting out statistics like they are indisputable facts.

Cause they ain't!!

Any lame can flip them to make them say what they want.

And than that punk ass Sean Hannity acting "shocked" at the views we all know the sissy shares with good old Rev. Ruckus there.

I knew Fox News wasn't going to disappoint me, damn Comedy Central watch Fox News!

*****And this joint here!!

How the heck did the cops let this slide?

And they wonder why the public trust in them is shady, you cant even police your selves literally.

*****They are going to put who ever this dude is UNDER THE JAIL.

I got zero sympathy for the parents of this kid.

I just wonder if it was done intentionally done to get new customers, they used to do that shit my day, hooking little kids.

**** I just knew this woman was going to fuck around and give birth on stage.


I might have been interested in the show if she did.

I am sure some one could have found her something decent to wear, the chick looks like she escaped the damn circus.