2nd Nominee for 2011 Dumb Ass Of The Year Award

Really there are two nominees in this one the idiot who wants her baby daddy dead on facebook, and the one who would actually do it for a 1000 dollars.

Come on son, I know times are hard but a 1000? Thats it?

News From Planet Duh 10: How To Sell A Car!

I know the economy is hard and all so you got to put in some extra time on promotion but.......


Only on Planet Duh.

And than they want to get mad when we clown their Tea Bagging, love God and my gun asses.

Did you hear this dude?

Absolutely no clue.

Cause lord knows a dope boy cant find some one to buy a car for him and pick up the gun all at the same time.

It's called straw purchases you stupid ass.

Lets not only give him the gun but the getaway car too!!

And than did you hear that Jesus would have had a sword part?

Dude has to be retarded.

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 8.

*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****



****Where is PETA?



From the New York Daily News.


A Bronx teenager roasted her ex-roommate's kitten to death in a stove - then brushed off the incident as a joke when she was busted, authorities said Thursday.

"I hate cats," Cheyenne Cherry, 17, allegedly told investigators when asked about the heartless crime.

Cherry's confession came after she was arrested Wednesday by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

She and an unidentified juvenile allegedly broke into Valerie Hernandez's Tinton Ave. apartment on May 6 and trashed the place.

Then in a shocking act of animal abuse, they tossed the woman's kitten, Tiger Lily....

...into the stove and cranked up the temperature, ASPCA assistant director Joe Pentangelo said.





Man that is cold blooded, these kids are well down the path of becoming serial killers.

Yet again jail time is not the answer here instead deep, deep, DEEP psychological evaluation is in demand for these two nightmare in waiting.

Oh before I forget mutha$#%^$ PETA.


****In related news from Planet Duh.

Chris Brown gets probation for trying to beat the black side out of Rhianna.

(Although technically it is his first time offense and from what i understand it is not often that you serve time on domestic violence the first time around and it doesn't help any when the victim doesn't cooperate.)

Donte Stallworth gets 30 days for manslaughter.

(I don't know what the hell was being smoked in that court room)

And this creme de la creme right here gets probation.

(Probation!! BTW for some reason that Fox News anchor Shepard Smith creeps me out.)

Yet Mike Vick does two years for dog fighting.


Mean while back on planet earth........

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK LIKE THAT?

****I swear I called this!


The moment they said he regularly pulls disappearing acts telling no one where he is at, NO ONE, I new he had something going on the side.

This dude wanted to be president!

In fact if you look at the GOP's short list of front runners for 2012.......

Gov. Sanford had an extra martial affair.

Gov. Bobby Jindal straight lying dork.

Sen. Ensign Admits extra martial affair. (man for a party that makes sex look dirty they damn sure like doing the nasty with an extra side of OPP)

Gov. Sarah Palin..........come on do I even have to say anything about her?

Newt Gingrich raving lunatic.

Only one thing I can say to the GOP.........



**** I might be missing something here but I am not getting the logic of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The burqa is a sign of subservience and is not welcomed in France to quote him yet by banning the burqa you trample on the rights of women who choose to wear it.


Exactly how does that work?

**** R.I.P. Michael Jackson.


Your contribution to music and music television is indisputable and you are worthy of the title the King of Pop.

But you as a man was not someone that should be emulated.

****R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett


Barely knew you but your bravery through your struggle with cancer is admirable.

****Now this is miy kind of church.



Yup, acting a fool for the lord, amen, thank you Jesus.

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 6.

*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****




****I am convinced Dick Cheney is the devil.

Yes that is it, he is the son of Satan, the man plus his minions also known as the GOP have successfully talked the media into not focusing on who gave the orders to manipulate laws to torture enemy combatants and thus gave the green light to do it .

Focus which I have no doubt would have found out that all roads of blame lead to him, Donald "Crusty" Rumsfeld, and Condoleezza "I am so happy to be here I'll do anything" Rice, (the funny thing is that good ole George may have been just as witless as I thought he was and thus stays clean on this).

Instead Planet Duh focuses on what Nancy "Big Mouth" Pelosi knew about it and if she is lying.

Great job Dick, lets see how long it takes every one to grow a brain and finally lock you and the rest of the dirty bunch's asses up.


**** I want give a Big BOOOOOOOOOO to Bahama Breeze up in Norcross for serving watered down Long Island Ice Teas and than telling me that there not allowed by law to put more than an ounce of alcohol in there drinks.

That don't even sound right a-holes.

**** Another BOOOOO to The Cave in Decatur for having the audacity to charge $20 for a double shot of Hennesy cowboy style.

$20?!

Your a hole in a wall sports bar that is patronized by the local dope boys and you charge me $20!?!?

Y'all caught me on a good night mutha@#$!

****A friend invited me to her daughter's graduation last week.

Graduation from 5th to 6th grade.

I don't recall having one so I am not sure if this is something new or if most schools have this ceremony, but considering Georgia's drop out rate I guess it's a good idea to have one early for them just in case.

This kid is smart as a whip so I expect her to have a Master's degree from somewhere.




****R.I.P. Chuck Daley


A real class act, people say that when you get old the quickest way to the grave is for you to stop working.

If Chuck came back to the NBA I think he would still be around.


****Lol, boy I tell you people play too much on the Internet.



Glad some one put this dude on blast.

But I bet Ole' Kelly goes triple platinum thanks to a world full of hood rats.

**** You know I am rooting for this kid right here.



Hell why not her?

We haven't had any women making any waves in hip-hop for a while now, time for some lady to shake the scene up.

And what I heard from her was pretty good.

A sad point is there is a studio clip where she spits some deep bars over an old Fuggees beat but elected to go with more raunchy material for her album because that's what the people want.

That's disappointing but maybe true.


****

Former President of the united States Bill Clinton has been named special envoy to Haiti to over see development.



Why does that worry me.........oh yeah......cause half the ish that happened on that island happened under your administration including kidnapping their damn President.

****OK I love the first family and all but......





.....yeah there just a bit over exposed for the wrong reasons right now.

I mean seriously there just walking, y'all had to turn that into a photo shoot?

On another note is it me or does she not look comfortable in high heels?


****While were on it I am going to need the rest of the world to hop off the 1st lady's tip when it comes to how she looks.



You should be happy you have a First Lady with some style about her self instead of looking like some body's dominatrix android.

That includes the model Iman.....


....for talking out her neck with this....

"Mrs. Obama is not a great beauty. But she is so interesting looking and so bright. That will always take you further. When you're a great beauty, it's always downhill for you. If you're someone like Mrs. Obama, you just get better with age."

Nigga you ain't slick that was a diss and an out right lie.

Allow me to translate this from Jealous Niggerish to which she is surprisingly well versed into the English language....

"She is not nearly as pretty me, which means she wont be able to marry the first sugar daddy that comes along and can take care of her for the rest of her life, and allow her the time and money to "play" business woman, and activist. A good thing she is smart and has a personality that way she can get a real job".

I am surprised she of all people want to talk about some one's looks, if I recall correctly this is the same model that they referred to as the "white girl dipped in chocolate" as in not black.

News from Planet Duh 9: Thats why I am not a Saint.

Ain't.

No.

Way.

On.

God's.

Green.

Earth.

That.

Could

Have.

Been

Me.

Not Me.


BTW what the hell was she doing walking around with a 100 stacks in a bag?

It's illegal to carry over ten I believe.

News from Planet Duh 8

One of many reasons I dont go to church., oh this is the other Sagacious.

Pastor freaky here is still preaching too, I believe in God but man is another story all together, not to say that the church is full of people like this but there are enough around for me not to take them seriously.

Kiddie Boxing


I believe in toughening a kid up but this is ridiculous.



This is why I believe in forcing meds on people with mental disoders damn the side effects.

They know this man is a killer when off his meds and your struggling with a dicision that should be a no brainer?

This is also one of the reasons I dont believe in the death penalty.

News From Planet "Duh, Really?" 7:Camera your friend.

Why in a world of Youtube, E-Mails, Texting would you open your mouth and say something like that?

Knowing damn well there are people who live to crucify black jocks.

It's not even about if your right or wrong.

You are now on in the Young Berg catagory Josh congrats.

News From Planet "Duh" 6:Breast Ironing

I thought this was a joke at first I kept waiting for some one to jump up and say "Gottcha!"


***Warning this is graphic***


Africa Practices Breast Ironing To Reduce Teenage Pregnancy


What the $%#&?!

I don't even know where to begin on this one.

Lack of education, preying on young girls by men, child abuse, you can attack it from all angles.

Now I have a problem when people try to place their values and beliefs on other cultures, but when that other culture is practicing harmful traditions, than the situation should be addressed.


BTW so you don't believe in sex education do you Gov. Sarah Palin?

Reason to require licenses to have kids 1.

Mean while back on earth.

Why the hell would you hype up little kids to do that?

That is not cute.

News From Planet "Duh Really?" 4: What You Shouldnt Do In A Hurricane.

Caught On Tape: Kite Surfer Super Mans Away Into Building Due To Hurricane Fay In Florida!


Now back to planet Earth.

What would make you think it is a good idea to do this in a hurricane?

Have you nothing better to do?

These are the type of people that you put life insurance on so you can get paid off their stupidity.

News from Planet "Duh Really?" 3: Good deeds do not go unrewarded.

Pulled out of the news paper.

A Connecticut man who works at McDonald's finds a cashier check while on his way to work for 185,000 dollars.

The man hops on a bus to the next town and delivers the check to the address written on it to the daughter of the landlord who the check belongs to.

The reward for this good deed was 50 dollars.


Mean while back on planet Earth.

A father touches his young son on the shoulder and looks him tenderly in the eye as he answers the young boy's question.

"Yes, yes my son God does have a sense of humor."

News from Planet "Duh Really?" 2: Slavery as a Theme Park.

Lol, you heard about this one?

Stirring news from Planet "Duh Really?"

http://www.racialicious.com/2008/01/07/amusement-park-allows-visitors-to-be-slave-for-a-day/
An American couple based in Haiti want to open a park called Memory Village to educate people about slavery (thanks Tricia):

Visitors to Memory Village would decide whether they wanted to be spectators or participants during a twelve-hour day. The latter would receive traditional African clothing and then be mock-kidnapped from their homelands, shackled, chained and forced to march to the slave ship (resting on a real stream), where they’d be piled in as cargo for the crossing of the Atlantic. Once the ship reached the New World, the participants would be brought to market and sold, then broken down in the quarantine and put to work out on the plantation. Near the end of the day, a slave rebellion would start, a rebellion that would eventually lead to the establishment of Haiti.


Mean while back on planet Earth.

Man I got to say this one tickled me silly.

I wonder If I could get a job as a plantation owner?

Thing is I am surprised no one tried this before.

First you can not recreate slavery.

Not the devastated African villages, broken families, torture, rape, murder, loss freedom, the number done on the mind that till this day effects black people world wide.

Nope, can not repeat that Mike Tyson kicking your babies in their baby nuts wont make you feel that pain.

You cant recreate a race war which is basically what happened in Haiti, a royal rumble of colors.

Or the consequences that resulted from a little country standing up to the than Imperial powers, that still effects them today.

So what exactly would whites get out of this I do not know, relief from misplaced guilt about the way they treated the black door man maybe?

But hell, I like a joke like the next man and I have an appreciation for a good huslte when I see one.

If they want to pay for it, and lord knows the brothas and sistas in Haiti could use the cash, than sell it.

News From Planet "Duh Really?!?" 1: Santa banned from using the word Ho.

I believe in respecting all women but this is just silly.



Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not
to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho"
greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was
reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to
say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment
firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could
frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US
slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the
campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free
2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not
understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation
and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.

"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment
firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had
banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being
left up to the discretion of the individual Santa
himself.