The Superbowl.

I give props to the New Orleans Saints for winning the Superbowl.

I wasn't in love with either of these teams so I had no stake in this but it was a good game to watch and if there was a city that needed this it was N.O.

I Wouldn't put this game in the top five of Superbowls or not even in the top ten, I got the sense that the Colts choked up in the end and let NO take it from him.

The interception by Manning being the clincher for me right there and also will be used by some as proof that Manning is a choker who got lucky one year.

Cant really argue with that.

Now on to the real stuff.......the commercials.......



I actually missed these on TV but they were my favorites.



This one had me dying!

I think a lot of dudes could relate to this on so both sides as the wolf coming to the door and as the kid of a single mother.

I know exactly how both of those feel.

For real this commercial actually made me want to buy some old spice.


Had me rolling and I have no idea why, it was just damn silly, good stuff.

Those are my picks.

Questions.......

Saw this at Keith's Space and decided to try it true.


1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

American runner Steve Prefontain.
American jazz, blues, soul and Gospel singer Jamesetta (Etta James) Hawkins

2. Where was your first kiss?

Behind the couch of my mom's apartment, in Spring Valley New York, back in 1984 with a Puerto Rican girl.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?

Yup, it was in the middle of a riot so I'm not sure that counts.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?

No but lords knows there was a couple that I wanted to knock off........lord knows.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?

All county glee club, (funny since I really cant sing).

6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?

I talk a big game about butts but really it's the lips.

7. What really turns you off?

Attitude.

8. What do you order at Starbucks?

Nothing I don't support them, prefer the local coffee shops.

9. What is your biggest mistake?

Man that can fill a book by it's self.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?

Nope.

11. Say something totally random about yourself.

My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hon........

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

No.

13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?

Not really unless Japanese anime counts.

14. Did you have braces?

Hell no.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?

No, I could be taller.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?

Bailed me out.

17. When do you know it’s love?

When your doing stupid things for someone and you have no reason why.

18. Do you speak any other languages?

French, Creole, little bit of Spanish, and Dirty South.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?

No nail salon though.

20. Have you ever ridden in a limo?

Yeah.

21. What’s something that really annoys you?

People who talk about nothing.

22. What’s something you really like?

Quiet.

23. Can you dance?

Nope, but I can lean back good as hell.

24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?

No, actually I am surprised that.

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 13.

*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. High Levels Of Sarcasm And Bloody Humor Present. May Hurt The Feelings Of The Thin Skinned And The Weak Minded, The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****




****You know your blogging too much when you hand in an essay but refer to it as your "post".

Way too much.

****Somebody needs to lose their job for real.





What the hell was the Secret Service doing?

You let two professional nut jobs just walk into the White House state dinner party and shake the President's hand?

Touch the President?

I can think of ten different ways to do harm to him off the top of my head.

This is not acceptable.

Not this President, and not in these times do you let that go on.

You might not get another chance to mess up and get away with it.

And I am about tired of these reality TV star wannabes disrupting the public consciousness with their antics, some one is going to have to be made a serious example of why you need to sit your ass down and get a regular job.


****
Police Department stats city of New York:

In 2008 there were 461 murders in New York City, as of 11/15/09 there are 403 murders.

In 2008 there were 1170 reported rapes, as of 11/15/09 there are 1049.


Hhhhhmmmmmmm.....yes......yes I can see how New York city is so much safer now that this man,.........


.....Plaxico Burress is in jail after shooting himself with his own gun in November of 2008.

Thus violating New York's hand gun laws and prompting the mayor Michael "Three-peat" Bloomberg.......

......to get on a soap box and demand that he be made an example of.

Yes lord knows that the city is soooooo much safer now that this villainous threat is locked away safely behind bars.

Thus allowing New York to show the world their high value for the rule of law.........unless of course you count Mayor Bloomberg's manipulation of the law to allow him to run for another term as new York city mayor.

But hey!!!!

That's OK, cause like him riding to the rescue of the city in the case of Burress the mayor is just doing his part to save the city from it's self.

****In Related News..........


The Giants are pissing me the hell off, we should be owning the NFC East.

I really, really need the giants to put their foot down next week, all over that Star.

Because when the season is over I am going to be stuck following the Knicks and I swear to God they are doing everything possible to put me in the grave.




****Heard the buzz over Adam Lambert's AMA performance......


Now I don't watch to many music award shows since no who deserves the awards gets it and everything is just rehashing whats on the radio.

It's like showing the punt return highlight in football, you only see it for two reasons some one scored big or someone screwed up big.


Watch adam lambert kissing a guy live at AMA 2009 in Music  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

After watching this to be honest I couldn't tell you if this is "extra" or not.

I would have to see if the AMA and other award shows had anything this risky on before.

If so then this is much ado about nothing and people are pretty much offended because dude is sweeter then a bag of candy on Halloween.

People need to chill.

If not then yeah old boy here went over the top with it and should have saved this.

But I will point out that at these shows you have a whose who of dysfunctional knuckleheads guilty of REAL crimes and no one tells them to get to stepping.

I'm just saying.......

**** And Finally....


Now the rumor is that Tiger Woods got tuned up by his wife for supposedly cheating on her.

Now no one knows for sure yet what went on besides those two but lets say it happened to address a point.

Two things, one there was some good golf related jokes on this and that's fair game to me.

But the second thing is not fair game, if your thinking that it's OK for her to act a fool cause he supposedly cheated than you a FOOL.

That is a two way street your going down and what is good for the goose is good for the gander, you let this slide you let men who beat on women for the same offense slide, it's only logical.

Besides that lets say he decided to turn around and rearrange that oh so pretty face of hers performing amateur plastic surgery on her bad ass for putting hands on him, what the hell y'all going to say?

Cry foul?

Keep your hands to your selves people.

Mental Health....AGAIN

You black people think I am playing when I say that mental health is a serious issue that MUST be addressed in the "black" community.

Well see how you like this.



Around my way we like to call well built women stallions but this right here.......

Mental health can be tied directly to violent crime, drug abuse, spread of STI including HIV, child abuse, sexual predators, exploding prison populations and so on.

Left unchecked and a sexually violated pet is the least of your worries.

See how funny it is when come home one night and your chihuahua is walking funny.

Make Up Your Mind,

First he was an undercover Muslim extremist........




.......than a Nazi socialist.......





........now he is a atheist communist.



I wish you wing nuts would make up your mind.



Me I just want the dude to show a pair of these



.....and say fuck the GOP and pass that Public Option on his own.

And The Ancient War Continues.

Brace your selves, for what I am about to show you few men have had the unfortunate luck to see.

I warn all women of color that this video may cause flashbacks of a traumatic nature.

For some, shock and awe,

And in my case out right hilarity.

In a house some where around this planet an old feud plays out to it's blood thirsty end.

The out come is never the same but a victor is always named, only to wage battle again at least a week later.

I present to you the Hair Wars II: The Rebellion.





LMAO!!!

I can see this right here being a commercial for a perm brand.

Man, I bet you that as soon as that little girl gets old enough she is going to shave all that off.

I'm part of three boys and we all kept are head low and tight, and after seeing this thank God I was born a boy.

Funny thing is I was never around when this ancient battle takes place.

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 9.

*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****





**** Current Reality King VH1, (which has been in hot competition with BET in the game of give 1001 one reason why black people are better off in slavery), have given Sandra "Pepa" Denton of Salt-N-Pepa......



.......and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas from TLC their own reality series.


Both shows will have the ladies looking for "true love".

No word on the title of the two series which I suspect will be called "Pepa of Love the Spicy edition" and "Chilli of Love the Down in the Barrio season".

Lets be real, these two have no problem finding men, keeping them maybe, picking the right ones most definitely, but not finding them.

These two are going for the money and a shot at fame....again.

I ain't mad at them, do your thing.

I know were to find good black women, I just like drama.


****These two need there own show.



**** Why didn't anybody sign Ron Artest?!


Yes he is a nut job but he was a good game having nut job.

More importantly he was a nut job who didn't play for the Lakers but now does.

If there was a reason to sign him it was too keep him out of their hands.

****Speaking of the NBA,

Shaq goes to Cleavland with King James

Vince Carter in Orlando with Dwight Howard

Rasheed Wallace goes to Boston with KG and Paul and company

Hedo Turkoglu goes to Toronto with Cris Bosh

Ben Gordon and Villanueva go to Detroit

And the Knicks once again sit around with their thumbs up their butts.

This is going to be a long season.

**** You want quality news programing tune into Al Jazeera English coming to TV soon.

Journalism in this country has gone to hell thanks mainly to Fox News and the evil genius Rupert Murdoch who have slanted the table so far right that you basically have to play their "spin the truth to it says something you like" game to keep it balance which is what MSNBC and to a lesser extent CNN does.

Al Jazeera comes the closest to being objective, when of course the news isn't about the Middle East.

****Im sorry am I the only one who thinks Sarah "Pit bull" (yeah right) Palin retirement from politics a bad thing?


If there was anything that was certain is that the sky is blue, water is wet and Sarah Palin hammers nails into the GOP coffin every time she opens her mouth.

The more clowns the GOP holds on to the faster they sink.

Oh well I hope she decides to run in 2012.

****Yes it looks like Steve might not have been have been as squeaky clean as we all have thought.



But that doesn't change the fact that he helped those who needed it bad in Tennessee and during Katrina, or that he was a great football player.

The only one who has the right to ask questions is his wife.

Public Service Announcement 9

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WE LOVE THE NAPPY DUGOUT!!!!!!!!!


Retro Dugout.......


Cougar Dugout......


Nasty in a good way Dugout.........


Fighting Dugout.......


Ghetto Dugout.......


Light Dugout......


Dark Dugout.....


Surprise Dugout.......


Freaky Dugout.......


Dry Dugout.........(not really)


Wet Dugout.....(all the time)


Tied up Dugout...........


Skinney dugout........


Thick dugout.......


Dangerous Dugout......


Sweet Dugout......


Groups of dugouts.......


We Plug In To The Nappy Dugout,

We eat the Dugout......


ALL HAIL THE DUGOUT!!!!!


With some Breasts on the side......


Thank you to the commentator Lucky for giving me an excuse to post half naked women on my site.



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.........these NUTS!!!!!!!


Peace.

Quote of the Day

If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you.

-Les Brown




That's right boys and girls don't be daunted by the size and scope of the task ahead of you, if that's what you want go get it, and shed everything that's holding you back.

And make sure you take the time to enjoy it when you get it.

The Day After.

Good day good people,

As I sip on my Haitian rhum, I contemplate what the future holds for the world with rise of Mr. President 44 as leader of the united States and de facto leader of the free world.

I have given it sober as well as drunken thought and I have come to the conclusion that I have no idea what the hell is next.

Oh, Mr. President and his supporters like me talked a good game to get him in office but now it's show and prove and damn if the mess left behind ain't deep, like Katrina deep.


But that's what makes it exciting, no?

A real challenge, a real opportunity to make some "game changing" moves in the world.

Are we going to finally let go of that childish grudge we held against Cuba?

Will we say enough is enough with Israel and Palestine?

Iraq?

Afghanistan?

The economy?

Health care?

I have no idea what he will start with or how he is going to go about his business but I am looking forward to seeing 44 get to work.

Oh one more thing, because I am the type to hold a grudge, (it's the Haitian in me)this one is for the G.O.P. and the fans of HRC.........



Only because I cant stand you mutha$%#^.

The last one I swear.

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LMAO!!

This ish kills me.

Did You Know?

Number of deaths on my birthday......

133,653 People

Unusual Deaths in 1974

Christine chubbuck, an american television news reporter, committed suicide during a live broadcast on july 15. at 9:38 am, 8 minutes into her talk show, on wxlt-tv in sarasota, florida, she drew out a revolver and shot herself in the head.

Austrian formula one driver helmut koinigg died in a crash in the 1974 united states grand prix at the watkins glen grand prix race course in watkins glen, new york.

On approaching a corner, a suspension failure sent koinigg's car crashing head-on into the outer armco barrier.

The bottom rail gave way but the top rail did not. helmut koinigg was decapitated and died instantly, in what was only his second formula one race.

Natural disasters in 1974.

1974 Brisbane flood.

1974 Hunza earthquake.

Cyclone Tracy.

All that while I was entering the world.

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Your result for How Long Would you Survive in a Horror Film?...

The Black Guy

Look, I think the whole "the black guy always dies first" stereotype in horror films is just awful. In fact, the black guy usually dies second. So cheer up. The black guy is the one who always wants to turn back; who thinks that what the rest of the gang is doing is crazy. In other words, he's the sane guy. It's always a shame to see the black guy get cut down, because he's almost always right and you know that the group's going to just go charging right in without him.

If you're ready for a lead role check out: Danny Glover, Predator 2; Laurence Fishburne, Event Horizon; Calvin Lockhart, The Beast Must Die; Taye Diggs, House on Haunted Hill; Sanaa Lathan, Alien vs. Predator; Tory Kittles, Frankenfish; Carla Greene, Shadow: Dead Riot; Teresa Farley, Breeders; and Alex Datcher, Body Bags.

All possible results:

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Mathamatics 111

Bachelor Logic

Bachelor has money to spend on one of these items....

A) Living room furniture of which he has none.

B) 42 inch flat screen LCD TV despite already having a TV and knowing that prices will come down after the holidays.


Bachelor chooses..........

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Wordless Wednesday: Rule the world!

Joke for the day.

The teacher while going through the lesson for the day heard a mewing sound coming from the desk of one of her students, Timmy Johnson.

When the teacher looked under the desk she saw a beautiful black cat with green eyes.

"Timmy is that you cat?" ,she asked.

To which Timmy said, "yes.".

"Why is that cat here in school?"

At this point Timmy broke down crying almost hysterical, it took the teacher a good 5 minutes to calm him down to get him to talk.

"I don't want my cat to die." he sobbed.

The teacher said, "why do you think your cat is going to die?".

To which Timmy said "I heard my dad tell my mom that when the kids are gone he is going to tear that pussy up."



Goood day folks.