Stunna of the Month of June Leslie Segar

I'm way late with these but better late than never.

Before BET became............well......BET, it used to have a decent show called Rap City.

Hosted by cool VJ in Joe Clair and the ultimate around the way girl Leslie "Big Lez" Segar.


Back than rap wasn't the mess it is now everything was new, innovated, sincere and somewhat innocent, and Rap City and Big Lez personified that.

Most dudes I knew had a crush on Lez, she was the girl next door that you wanted to get with and if you couldn't you didn't want to see her done dirty.

She managed to be sexy in a wholesome sort of way that only she seems could only pull off and make believable.



Yeah you wanted to do all sorts of nasty things to her in the bedroom, but you wouldn't mind putting a ring on her finger to do it.

If that makes sense.

From her website Leslie Segar.

The multi talented & highly respected dancer/choreographer, on-air radio DJ, television journalist & VJ, fitness specialist & stage & film actress is the "Jane of All Trades, Master of All"

A woman in demand, Leslie was recently one of the CO-hosts of the Steve Harvey Morning Show in Los Angeles, at her former number 1 station, 100.3 The Beat/KKBT, Los Angeles.

Always ahead of the curve, Leslie was also the on-air DJ & producer of "Hot Jamz," the premiere national commercial free R&B music station on Sirius Satellite Radio. Leslies at-home studio allows for extensive voice tracking & voice over production.

Lez...as she is known throughout the industry, has radio experience that has traveled across the country. From her on air midday radio DJ stint @ Los Angeles 92.3 The Beat/KKBT, to New York's/WQHT/Hot 97, Atlanta's WAOK/V103 along with Los Angeles's Big Boy Morning Show at KPWR/Power 106

This former host & producer of BET's Rap City (7 years) is credited for conducting many first interviews for international artists like, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G., Outkast, Wyclef Jean, the Fugees and more. Her incredible television experience allows her to flow with or without the use of teleprompters, or scripts allowing for a natural flow of knowledge & personality.

So the Stunna for the month of June is Big Lez.

News From Planet Duh 10: How To Sell A Car!

I know the economy is hard and all so you got to put in some extra time on promotion but.......


Only on Planet Duh.

And than they want to get mad when we clown their Tea Bagging, love God and my gun asses.

Did you hear this dude?

Absolutely no clue.

Cause lord knows a dope boy cant find some one to buy a car for him and pick up the gun all at the same time.

It's called straw purchases you stupid ass.

Lets not only give him the gun but the getaway car too!!

And than did you hear that Jesus would have had a sword part?

Dude has to be retarded.

So What You Going To Do Now Goodell?

I never liked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.



Nothing personal, it's not like I was hating him for no reason he earned it.

You see when he first got the gig, (which I was happy about because people kept bouncing the idea of Condoleezza Rice which would have drove me nuts), I said cool.

Like any incoming administrator he wanted to set the rules down. Show people how he wanted things run, and what the goals were.

His platform was to protect the brand that is the NFL, cause unlike other sports the teams and the league are bigger stars than the players, that's the way they set it up.

And protecting the bran means cracking the whip on misbehavior of players around the league who couldn't keep their nose, hands and penises clean.....literally.

No more boys will be boys, it's men will be men from now on.

How can you argue with that?

but than my radar started going off, the one that automatically kicks and fills me with an extreme dislike for people in authority who I think hold too much power.

Power with no checks and balances and no sense of justice.

You see it kicked in with Adam "Pacman" Jones who got suspended for getting in a fight.

Now trust me Adam did enough to warrant something, like the Stupidest N@#$ in the World Award, but the back of my mind kept saying "how do you justify suspending some one who hasn't been convicted of a crime?".

Than there was Chris Henry, another nominee Stupidest N@#$ in the World Award for who caught a suspension for allegedly punching some kid in the face.

Charges that never made it to court but didn't stop him from getting a suspension.

Again there goes that radar.

There are some more names on the list that you can say deserved it but the one that sticks out is Mike Vick, suspended before he ever got to court, for a crime against animals with the old commish toying with the idea of suspending him even longer now that he is out of jail.

My radar went ballistic during this period.

No this guy has a little too much juice and no one is questioning him about it.

Not the media who in reality hate professional athletes out of pure jealousy and revel in their falls.

Not players who cant seem to understand that they are basically working on a plantation were the teams will use and spit you out with little to know compensation.

Not the Player's Union, who by their very definition should be all over Goodell's butt when ever he looks side ways at a player, which only confirms my belief that they are in cohots with each other thus giving it to the players from both ends.

Not a word.

Roger Goodell is the Dick Cheney of football prosecutor, judge, executioner and 0 accountability.

0

But hey I believe if your not going to help your self than why should I say anything?

If the players want to act like a drunk teenage girl on prom night........


......that's on them.

I cant do nothing for you man.

But wait whats this.......it seems that one of the league's golden boys has got his dip stick caught in the door.


Ben Roethlisberger


Two time Super Bowl champ all around good guy, one of the NFL's favorite sons, has been accused of rape.

Now personally, I'm not buying it.

There are too many holes in this story.

BUT

In the Kingdom of Goodell accusation is enough, Ben doesn't have to go to trial, he if he settles out of court it might as well be a guilty verdict.

If he goes to trial well than he should be suspended like the other players who who never made it to trial before be told to get to stepping.

The only way out of this for Ben is if the accuser got up there and said, "hey I'm lying I was just trying to get a check.".

That's the only way given Goodell's track record.

Now if Goodell doesn't do anything........well I'm going to call a spade a spade and say this is some racist bullshit.

And that goes for the Union too if they open their mouths up now.

And maybe that will wake the players up to see how there is not much difference between this..........


.....and this.......




So basically all I am saying is what the next move Goodell?


It's on you now.

RIP Vernon Forrest

Boxing has a special spot in my heart when it comes to sports so when I hear things like this it cuts a little deeper.

I followed Vernon's career since he was an Atlanta native and watched his professional highs in wines over Sugar Shane Mosely, and lows in his loss to Ricardo Mayorga.

It hurts even more since the man gave back to the community with his Destiny's Child charity which assisted mentally challenged adults, another sticking point for me.

He will be missed.

This marks the third time in less than a two months that an athlete has died by violence and all of it was preventable on their part.

Vernon didn't have to chase those thugs but for what ever reason he did and now his community will be robbed of his light for it.

He will be missed, my condolences to his family.

Wordless Wednesday:Art Appreciation

Chokwe Maternity...

Artist Unknown

And The Ancient War Continues.

Brace your selves, for what I am about to show you few men have had the unfortunate luck to see.

I warn all women of color that this video may cause flashbacks of a traumatic nature.

For some, shock and awe,

And in my case out right hilarity.

In a house some where around this planet an old feud plays out to it's blood thirsty end.

The out come is never the same but a victor is always named, only to wage battle again at least a week later.

I present to you the Hair Wars II: The Rebellion.





LMAO!!!

I can see this right here being a commercial for a perm brand.

Man, I bet you that as soon as that little girl gets old enough she is going to shave all that off.

I'm part of three boys and we all kept are head low and tight, and after seeing this thank God I was born a boy.

Funny thing is I was never around when this ancient battle takes place.

Deal Breaker 10: The Home Girls.

The Home Girl.....


I don't know why I didn't put this one up sooner.

You ever been with some one who followed behind her "girl or girls" so much that you swear they were gay?

I'm not talking about when your dating some one, I'm talking about when your in a relationship with some one.

I have only come across this one time, but GOD DAMN!!

That joint became the end of us right there.

I swear I wanted to piss in the coffee cup of her "girl" when ever she left it lying around and sit back and be like.....


"yeah.....that's right....drink all that up.....taste me b%@#$".


I was in a relationship with a woman and things were cool until she met Denise.

Denise was at the time 35, teeth looks like a junk yard, mouth smells like a sewer, dates a bunch of dudes, and is trying to be a singer but cant sing worth ish.

The girl I was dating at the time was 25 back than and truth be told was not really about nothing so I can see why she might have developed an admiration for a woman she thought was going some where.

I wasn't going to be the one to tell her friend was full of it and just using you, she was happy.

Big mistake.

Let me explain something I don't believe in having dominating some ones time because I don't want mine eaten up.

I got friends, I like to hang out, you have friends?

Than go chill to if that's what you want.

I ain't going to do anything stupid so I don't expect you to do anything stupid go out have a good time and will hook up after words.

I'm a trusting type of guy and will go with the flow, which is why I will flip on your ass if you do me dirty, because you didn't have too, you did it with bad intentions.

The EX almost found that out.

So here she is with her new buddy and she is hanging with her hard.

Nothing strange there till all of a sudden I start noticing things.

She is not showing up to meet me cause she is with Denise.

She is not returning my calls cause she was with Denise.

She wants to be in the entertainment business like Denise, (paying clubs to perform there does not mean your in the entertainment business it means your delusional ass think you have talent where there is none).

She is disappearing with Denise during holidays.

Denise tells her this.

Denise tells her that.

Which means I should do this, I should do that.

That right there is was the straw that broke the camels back , I told her one night that she needed to go fuck Denise and be happy cause I was out.

I'm not going to fight over you with your damn girl.

I'm not going to crazy over you because your girl is all in your ear giving you advice but mean while her dumb ass ain't got ish to show for in her life.

I don't play the blind leading the blind games.....



.....especially when I got the one good eye........


....guess what that makes me, that's right King.


In retrospect Denise probably did me a favor by exposing this but the lesson is learned none the less.

I don't want all the time but I damn sure want mine.

Deal Breaker: The Home Girl.

R.I.P Arturo Gatti

Another great one goes out before his time, and under sad circumstances as well.

Boxing can be give and take some times but you knew you were always going to get your money's worth with Gatti, one of the best.

ESPN

Former boxing champion Arturo Gatti, one of the most exciting fighters of his generation, was found dead in a hotel room in the posh seaside resort of Porto de Galihnas early Saturday.

Police investigator Edilson Alves told The Associated Press that the body of the former junior welterweight champ was discovered in his hotel room at the tourist resort, where Gatti had arrived on Friday with his Brazilian wife Amanda and 1-year-old son.

Random Thoughts Of Cerebral Violence 9.

*****Warning: The Ability For Critical Thinking Required Before Reading This Post. The Slow Witted Need Not Continue.*****





**** Current Reality King VH1, (which has been in hot competition with BET in the game of give 1001 one reason why black people are better off in slavery), have given Sandra "Pepa" Denton of Salt-N-Pepa......



.......and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas from TLC their own reality series.


Both shows will have the ladies looking for "true love".

No word on the title of the two series which I suspect will be called "Pepa of Love the Spicy edition" and "Chilli of Love the Down in the Barrio season".

Lets be real, these two have no problem finding men, keeping them maybe, picking the right ones most definitely, but not finding them.

These two are going for the money and a shot at fame....again.

I ain't mad at them, do your thing.

I know were to find good black women, I just like drama.


****These two need there own show.



**** Why didn't anybody sign Ron Artest?!


Yes he is a nut job but he was a good game having nut job.

More importantly he was a nut job who didn't play for the Lakers but now does.

If there was a reason to sign him it was too keep him out of their hands.

****Speaking of the NBA,

Shaq goes to Cleavland with King James

Vince Carter in Orlando with Dwight Howard

Rasheed Wallace goes to Boston with KG and Paul and company

Hedo Turkoglu goes to Toronto with Cris Bosh

Ben Gordon and Villanueva go to Detroit

And the Knicks once again sit around with their thumbs up their butts.

This is going to be a long season.

**** You want quality news programing tune into Al Jazeera English coming to TV soon.

Journalism in this country has gone to hell thanks mainly to Fox News and the evil genius Rupert Murdoch who have slanted the table so far right that you basically have to play their "spin the truth to it says something you like" game to keep it balance which is what MSNBC and to a lesser extent CNN does.

Al Jazeera comes the closest to being objective, when of course the news isn't about the Middle East.

****Im sorry am I the only one who thinks Sarah "Pit bull" (yeah right) Palin retirement from politics a bad thing?


If there was anything that was certain is that the sky is blue, water is wet and Sarah Palin hammers nails into the GOP coffin every time she opens her mouth.

The more clowns the GOP holds on to the faster they sink.

Oh well I hope she decides to run in 2012.

****Yes it looks like Steve might not have been have been as squeaky clean as we all have thought.



But that doesn't change the fact that he helped those who needed it bad in Tennessee and during Katrina, or that he was a great football player.

The only one who has the right to ask questions is his wife.

Wordless Wednesday:Art Appreciation

1981 by Justin Bua

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Peace.

R.I.P. Steve McNair

February 14, 1973 - July 4, 2009

Man, not him, not like that.

I always rooted for him no matter who he played for against.

He was one of the good guys.

Im Feeling These Lunch Dates.

For some one who is supposed to be wishing all women a serious case of swine flu like yeast infections I damn sure find myself in their company a lot.

Ive been doing the lunch date thing quite a bit lately.

Monday I took, will call her...Ms. K, to lunch at Moe's.

Nice little semi Mexican spot with good food in Decatur.

Ive knew her through a neighbor she was staying with were always hanging out in front of our building like it's a New York corner so we new each other casually.

She is chocolate skin, full lips with puffy cheeks, she has the type of eyes that squint up when she isn't wearing her glasses but she looks real good with frames on.

We were chilling and I decided to ask her out for lunch which she agreed to, you see when you do the lunch thing it is like a pre date date.

When you take out some at night there is the understanding that this is a getting to know you date to see what road we are taking which should lead straight to the bed.

For some women knowing the end goal can be like a knowing the end of a book or a movie, basically they'll get around to reading or watching it when they feel like it.

But the lunch date?

Aha, now that right there is my opportunity to see what type of woman you are first cause in the middle of the day your not thinking about how the night is going to end your thinking about how the day ends.

It's like that movie were the guy masturbates before going out with a woman, joke if you want but that is the truth, bust one before you go out and you will be shocked how attentive and patient you are with a woman no matter how hot she is.

So that's what the lunch date feels like your more paying attention to what this lady is about and I did find out a bit.

The conversation was smooth going over some nachos and cold fruit juice, which was well need considering how hot it was that day.

She not too long ago separated from her husband who was cheating on her, leaving her three sons in his custody, that's why she was crashing at her cousin and his girl's house till she got back on her feet.

She got married at 16 is now 28, and never worked a day in her life and is currently unemployed, (not a good look), and has no intention of going back to him, (I understand that), but does plan on getting married again, (wont be me) and having another kid, (damn sure it wont be me).

Plans on going back to school, (good) for medical billing, (not good), she has a tongue ring, (freak), smokes weed, (don't care), drinks, (welcome to the club), sleeps all day, (problem), and hinted at being bisexual, (JACKPOT!!).

She seems like a nice woman but truth is I am just going through the motions, I'm still shell shocked from the go around with the ex so i have been giving women big talk and no action.

I ain't going to bust a grape with her, and I knew it going in, but I figure if I get back in the saddle I'll be flying down the trail in no time.

So I'll probably be posting a lot more of these day light rendezvous, but hey I got nothing better to do.

Peace.

Wordless Wednesday:Art Appreciation

Mallam Galadima Ahmadu with Jamis, Nigeria 2005 By Pieter Hugo



Abdullahi Mohammed with Mainasara, Ogere-Remo, Nigeria 2007 By Pieter Hugo



Abdullahi Mohammed with Mainasara, Lagos, Nigeria 2007 By Pieter Hugo