Tuesday, October 7, 2008

McCain vs Obama 2: The Return Match!

There is only one thing McCain can do tonight to salvage the Titanic like voyage into icy Alaska sea that was his campaign.

He.

Has.

To.

Lose.

His.

Mutha$%#%.

Mind.





I'm talking about he has to get medieval on Obama's ass for real.

He has to whip that ass so bad that WE ALL THINK WE ARE BACK ON THE PLANTATION PICKING COTTON.




White people too.



McCain needs to straight up bite Mike Tyson's Style.




This debate needs to turn into a cage match, dude needs to actually break out a human baby and eat it on stage.






You see when he selected Sarah Palin as his running mate I thought the move was brilliant, I thought the man had a stroke of genius put on him.

Split the Dems right down the middle, embrace and caress the crying and scorned Clinton supporters.

"Sshhh, hush now baby daddy is here now."

"I'm a make you feel gooood just like Hallie Berry."


Yup he screw us all.

Made himself look progressive, a head of the times, a new and softer Republican.

Pure Genius.



He had our number, and he knew it.







But than the amazing happened.


Sarah Palin opened her mouth and let the secret out.




That secret being that John McCain is a lunatic.

A mad man not to see what he was doing by selecting a woman who is hell bent on destroying the woman's with a wink and a smile.

Hell, women will be lucky if there let out of the house after this election.



Nope McCain needs to bite the head off the bat in this one, and all Obama has to do is hold his ground and counter punch that man.

jab him right into the grave.

I know this one is going to be good.

See Ya.