This one is from my home girl Bria
A man who has lived a good life arrives at the Pearly Gates and St.
Peter greets him and asks him if he would like a tour of heaven.
The guy says sure and they go into heaven.
First he takes the man to the part of heaven where all the Jews are and
they see all of the jews doing the things that they love to do.
Then just across the way they go to see where all of the Muslims are
and they are praying and reading the Koran.
Then Peter takes him a long way away from the Jews and the Muslims to
the Christian part of heaven.
The man asks Peter why the Christians are
so far away and Peter says "shhh they think they are the only ones here".