Peru has suggested its native Peruvian hairless dog, a bald, toothless breed, which actually looks cuter than it sounds. (You can get better acquainted with the breed here.) The country even has a specific dog in mind. Nicknamed "Ears," the four-month-old has been offered formally to the future first family in a letter sent to the U.S. Embassy.
This thing here?
Hell no I can here the jokes now.
Nope I say good old fashion American Pitbull.
Or even a Basenji, there from Kenya I believe self cleaning and barkless.