Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Quick Quips, Quote, Jokes or Facts.

The height of irony is when you change doctors to find out that your new doctor is a patient of your old doctor.

"Think Wrongly if you please but in all cases think for your self" Doris Lessing, Charlotte Observer

If Dracula can not see his reflection in the mirror why is his hair always so neatly combed?

A new Japanese law now allows the long suffering corporate wives to claim half their husbands pension if they are divorced. Since the law has passed the divorce rate has jumped up 6.1%